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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you breathe through something so small?”
Despite the fact the elephant was a little confused, most women agree the size of a man’s “trunk” is important.
Over half of women polled in Sun Media’s Great Canadian Female Sex Survey said size does matter.
The Sun Media-Leger Marketing survey polled 1,003 Canadian women above the age of 18, and 41% of those women said size matters a little and 13% said size matters a lot.
Women who were dating, under the age of 45 and living in Quebec were more likely to pull out their measuring tape, so to speak.
Sue Johanson, the grandmother of sexual education in Canada, said it is normal for women to feel this way. The former host of the Sunday Night Sex Show said, “They equate it with how sexy they are. They look at their partner when they have this humongous erection and they say, ‘oh wow I can really yank his crank.’”
But she said the size of a man’s engine doesn’t matter. Many women think the size will affect their orgasm, however, “Most women reach orgasm through clitoral stimulation,” Johanson said.
Sexologist Dr. Brian Parker agrees.
“Most of the pleasurable female nerve endings are within the first two inches of the vaginal canal,” the Edmonton resident who has his PhD and EdD (doctor of education) in Human Sexuality, said.
Canadian women, it seems, do have high expectations for their partners, because half of women said besides that figurative measuring tape, they do not keep any “tools” in their bedside table.
Most of the women who said they didn’t have any sexual paraphernalia were from Quebec, the Maritimes and to a lesser extent, Ontario.
In addition, only one quarter of women said they have a battery-operated boyfriend, something else Parker, who also owns an online sex store, finds hard to believe.
He said he sells vibrators, and most of the people buying them are women.
And only one in three women said they keep a bottle of lubricant on hand.
“Isn’t that a shame,” Johanson said. “What most males and females don’t recognize is that only three to five drops of genital lubrication is produced at the beginning of sexual arousal.”
After that neither will produce anymore, she said.
Johanson recommends that everyone have a bottle of lube in the bedside table, or in the glove compartment, she joked.
But sexologist Trina Read said there is a stigma attached to buying sex paraphernalia.
“What it’s saying is you’re sexually inadequate,” the Calgary resident said, adding that even her high-profile friends, who are at the top of their companies won’t step into a sex store.
“We are supposedly emancipated women and still a lot of women just don’t feel comfortable with it,” Read said.
Parker, who counsels individuals and couples during dry spells, said lubricant makes things more fun.
A little bit of engine grease can make your little K-car run like a Ferrari.
But many women polled said they don’t even use their imaginations to spark some excitement.
Of those surveyed, three in five women say they don’t fantasize at all, whether it is an old boyfriend, celebrity, co-worker, a friend or family member of a partner, but those who do fantasize usually do over an old boyfriend or an imaginary character.
“Some people might think that it’s like cheating,” Dr. Parker said. “It’s perfectly normal, and a tool that we will sometimes use for individuals and couples to improve their sex life.”
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Re: OMG OMG OMG I can't believe it OMG
yea but how many people actually ever tell their partner they needed to imagine someone else to get them there
just reminds me that relationships can never be 100% real between people in a committed relationship/marriage...
some things people just will never admit to their partner...i smell another thread/spinoff coming on
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Re: OMG OMG OMG I can't believe it OMG
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">di multiple omg rationale fi u tikle still elude mi...
alladat no ole news?
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I'm bored is all </div></div>
LOL! cho, mi ting u didda go come wid some juicy story...
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Re: OMG OMG OMG I can't believe it OMG
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MGee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">di multiple omg rationale fi u tikle still elude mi...
alladat no ole news?
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I'm bored is all </div></div>
LOL! cho, mi ting u didda go come wid some juicy story...
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u noh
this call fe a banning
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Re: OMG OMG OMG I can't believe it OMG
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what this says to me is that Canadian women are sexually repressed and live on fairytales
***run gaan*** </div></div>
I agree wid yu 10000%
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Re: OMG OMG OMG I can't believe it OMG
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what this says to me is that Canadian women are sexually repressed and live on fairytales
***run gaan*** </div></div>
I agree wid yu 10000% </div></div>
and dat include you
Plus dat story sound cow townish
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