The case of the missing package \o/

[Jazz]

So mi have a fren who broke up with her guy of 4 years about 6 or so months ago - since then she's been doing the dating thing, enjoying herself and whatnot - she's very attractive, very smart so she is never without a date on the weekend.

Henny hoo - she met this guy that she was really feeling, he's successful, smart, makes a good living and is good looking - sounds like quite the catch.
Anyway - they had a few dates which went extremely well... conversation flowed, he said all the right things, noticed all her best features and there was definite physical chemistry.
So one rainy night after a nice dinner and some drinks - dem siddung inna de cyar an she say they started kissing (he;s a good kisser except that him smoke she say) - kissing led to likkle feelup and before she knows it - they are full out necking like 2 teenagers with no place to go. She said it was kinda fun being locked up in the car with the rain pounding on the car all around them... hennyhoo...
plenty feel up going on and she decides it's time to check out the size of the package so she lowers her hand between them and firnly grabs in the approximate area where she thinks it should be resting...

she nuh feel nutten

so she move har hand roun...

still nutten

she say she search for at least 5 minnits before she give up...

all dis time him all over her and panting and what not

Anyway - she was just in shock ova de absebnce of the "packige" dat she shub him offa har an tell him that she need fe go home caws she tyad.

So she cal mi dat nite an ah tell mi de story - I coulden help but laugh - but she waan know wat could possibly be goign on dung dere...

so mi tell har it has to be only 1 of 3 possible scenarios...

1. He is EXTREMELY tiny an das why she coulden fine it - but she say base pon im shoe size dat should nat be de case ]\o/
2. Mi say maybe he wasnt errr aroused and therefore it could be hidden anywhere... - she say based pon how im did ah pant an carry awn it certainly seemed that he was excited \o/

3. mi say well den maybe he is actually a she

wwaaaiiiiii I have never encountered anything like this so mi nevva know weh fe tell har...
so now she avoiding him an nuh know how fe deal wid im - she say it jus chnage har feelings toward him...

so any ideas as to wah oonu tink was going on???
Mi tell har she should give him anedda chance - maybe it did jus position wrang

[seemiyah]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

Maybe he was sitting on it?

Maybe it was wrapped around his waist?

Maybe its detachable?

[Fyah]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

LOL!

If she felt nothing, chances are, there is nothing there, hence his successful, smart, makes a good living and good looking compensation. I guess a woman just can't have it all.

I have had that encounter back in my "dating" days, and to be honest, I am not surprised.

I think the package IS truly missing, but she should give him another chance. It can't be easy being a <span style="font-size: 8pt">little</span> man.

[Stormmey]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

Tell her to leave those likkle teeny weenies alone all they do is promise an doan deliver!! chruss me

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

he could have ED, some men who take BP meds dont get hard... what age man wi talking here? late 40's early 50's?

[Stormmey]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> he could have ED, some men who take BP meds dont get hard... what age man wi talking here? late 40's early 50's? </div></div>

early warra age that dead long time

<span style="font-style: italic">run gawn</span>

[Suesumba]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

female to male trans-gendered with a working vagina, testosterone, facial hair and a winning attitude. hope she gats toys.

[Gen]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

what sue seh

him guh all di way except get the surgery or wah dem wah call it

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: seemiyah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Maybe he was sitting on it?

Maybe it was wrapped around his waist?

Maybe its detachable?

</div></div>

BOADWL - tappi @ detachable.

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SPOTS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL!

If she felt nothing, chances are, there is nothing there, hence his successful, smart, makes a good living and good looking compensation. I guess a woman just can't have it all.

I have had that encounter back in my &quot;dating&quot; days, and to be honest, I am not surprised.

I think the package IS truly missing, but she should give him another chance. It can't be easy being a <span style="font-size: 8pt">little</span> man. </div></div>

Dag - u were feeling and coulden fine nutten??? nevva happen to mi - but maybe he had performance anxiety \o/

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Tell her to leave those likkle teeny weenies alone all they do is promise an doan deliver!! chruss me </div></div>

OOOHHHHHH do tell ***cox up mi foot*** <span style="font-style: italic">***lychee martini****</span>

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> he could have ED, some men who take BP meds dont get hard... what age man wi talking here? late 40's early 50's? </div></div>

He is over 35 but under 40
but ah dat meeda say - maybe for some reason he did not rise to the occasion - but wen mi suggest dat she seemed quite offended like mi ah insult har womanhood \o/

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">female to male trans-gendered with a working vagina, testosterone, facial hair and a winning attitude. hope she gats toys. </div></div>

BOADWL Sue tappi!

[Jazz]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what sue seh

him guh all di way except get the surgery or wah dem wah call it </div></div>

No sah - mi nuh tink so - mi glimpse him wan time an dere is nutten strange or off about him.

[RichD]

Re: The case of the missing package \o/

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: A_lil_Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> he could have ED, some men who take BP meds dont get hard... what age man wi talking here? late 40's early 50's? </div></div>

He is over 35 but under 40
but ah dat meeda say - maybe for some reason he did not rise to the occasion - but wen mi suggest dat she seemed quite offended like mi ah insult har womanhood \o/ </div></div> maybe by time she was reaching for it he was in recovery mode