why me lawd?

[missus_vegas]

i know some people think mi look innocent and naive and some say i look very approachable but pan tap a dat i must look like mi have money:balwout: seem like every tun mi tun smaddy eidda a beg some or want to barrow some

so mi go safeway likkle while and as mi head to di door mi stawt dig up mi D&G purse a look fi mi keys. dis white ooman come up to mi and beg mi 35cents fi use phone. mi did a go offer har mi cell but mi nay want to be bothered by her so mi dig out di money gi har.

well mi inna di store tunn fool a look fi mi keys. i remember putting in the basket so mi ask di boy weh tek di basket if him seet. him seh no. mi go customer service dem no seet. neways mi end up going thru a tunn of baskets an low and behold there is my key at the very bottom of all the baskets

so as mi a go outadoor who dat a wait pan mi di same ooman. she stawt walk wid mi an a talk like we know each odda....i hate wen ppl do dis to me but most times mi just knodd and smile and act like i am a friendly person...which really i am not ppl just seem to think i am i hate talking to strange ppll.....but like i say ppl always tell mi so apprachabe and inviting. mr man keep telling me dat one day one a dem same friendly white ppl ago kidnapp mi baxide

so as we walk di ooman stap mi and seh eh...i dont normally do dis bla bla bla bla. apparently she and har BF get inna augiment cus him drink too much and drunk. now she is left stranded no money. apparently him just tek har last $10 weh she did have fi cab fair...she a beg mi cab fair to go to Chestermere (30-45 mins drive from where we are) apparently har two kids dem deh home by demself....and one evalasting sad story. even $5 will help. even $2

i mean come on do i really really look this gullible... guess i am cus even now mi still a wonda if she a talk truth...i keep saying to myself maybe i should have drive har....or maybe me coulda gi har some money

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: why me lawd?

duppy know who fi frighten

yu give har di money? is a crack head yu know

shi can tek bus goh a chestermere if shi need fi reach home dat bad bout taxi

[missus_vegas]

Re: why me lawd?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> duppy know who fi frighten

yu give har di money? is a crack head yu know

shi can tek bus goh a chestermere if shi need fi reach home dat bad bout taxi </div></div>

no mi never give har no money and mi did too paranoid fi drive har next ting she kidnapp mi

mi never know seh bus go out dere? wat a wicked ooman. and u should see har she look normal like she just doing har shopping

last time one black boy stop mi at dis same safeway (on 10th) and beg bus fare. when him look inna mi purse him seh is two a dem need fare. mi gi him $5 whola $5 mi gi dis boy eino dem him have di nerve fi ask mi fi $10 more so him and him fren can buy weed lata i was sooooooo mad at myself fi giving di likkle dutty boy mi hawd earn $5

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: why me lawd?

country gyal stap talk to people yu noh know

mi noh give a soul a ting more than direction, not even advice mi naw gi nobaddy pan di road

[missus_vegas]

Re: why me lawd?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> country gyal stap talk to people yu noh know

mi noh give a soul a ting more than direction, not even advice mi naw gi nobaddy pan di road

</div></div>

lord it use to be bad when mi use to tek di train from Anderson to sait or even to downtown. i dont knwo why i attract all dese strange ppl. why ppl like to talk to me i dont knwo. even when mi use to have boook and act like mi a read ppl would still talk to me. even with head phone on ppl still try to talk to me. and mi always feel bad fi ignore dem so mi endure the long conversations

when mi did younger and di african dem use to badda mi mi use to gi dem mi number and den mi woulda inn hell wid dem. :balwout: mi kinda grow up now...likkle bit

[Bizzy]

Re: why me lawd?

so y u had to mention de D&amp;G?? or u a say a dat dem a si an tink say u have money

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: why me lawd?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so y u had to mention de D&amp;G?? or u a say a dat dem a si an tink say u have money </div></div>




Ah dat mi did ago ask too

MV do...nuh tell mi seh yu friten ova di likkle D&amp;G bag

[missus_vegas]

Re: why me lawd?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shine_Eye_Girl</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so y u had to mention de D&amp;G?? or u a say a dat dem a si an tink say u have money </div></div>




Ah dat mi did ago ask too

MV do...nuh tell mi seh yu friten ova di likkle D&amp;G bag </div></div>

no mi really affi a wonda if ppl si di pieca bag and check seh mi have money. dis week mi cah mi phone fi get repaired and dem did want fi charge mi $25 wen mi protest di boy seh to mi seh if mi can afford purse mi have money fi pay fi di phone. so mi affi a wonder if is dat di beggers dem tink do

[Bizzy]

Re: why me lawd?

but de man is correct...u cyaan a complain bout $25 repair fee and yuh have at least a $500 bag pon yuh shoulder

unless is a knock off

[missus_vegas]

Re: why me lawd?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BiziBubbla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">but de man is correct...u cyaan a complain bout $25 repair fee and yuh have at least a $500 bag pon yuh shoulder

unless is a knock off
</div></div>

no bizi is not the fee is di principle of di ting. di phone is still under a 1 yr manufactors warantee so i dont see why i still have to pay the $25. and no mi no wear knock off nothing

[Peasie]

Re: why me lawd?

But what a way di phone service bway outta awdah. Missis, mi woulda tell him fi tek him yeye aff mi bag an mine him own bizniz

Which reminds me of what a friend told a cheeky sevice rep in a mobile phone store recently, &quot;You know somthing? I have shoes older than you so show me some respect.&quot;

[missus_vegas]

Re: why me lawd?

him renk yes. but mi did so focus pan not paying di $25 mi nat even did have no more trace left in me him end up doing di phone fi free and gi i a charger for free so him lucky

[Ephratahe]

Re: why me lawd?

*lol* Missus-vegas. we share a similar problem. I remember leaving work one day and walking on my block, almost home. This guy was sitting on one of the stoops many, many, many doors down (it's a huge block and I've never seen him before). Him seh him live weh pawt him a siddung pon di stoop but that he didn't have any food. He told me that he was hungry and hadn't eaten all day, so could I buy him some food at the Chinese restaurant. Mi think 'bout it and said yes I could do that.

When wi reach di restaurant an dem give him di food, mi proceed fi pay fi it. When him si mi tek di money out (nevah mind seh a quite possibly di ongly money mi have pon mi fi di rest a di week or whatevah) di man stawt ask fi fare fi go home. Mi did haffi pause pon dah one deh. So mi tun round an look pon him good, good. Den mi remind him seh him did jus tell mi seh him live a di house up a top deh, so how come him need money fi go home when wi only walk 1/4 a di block fi go get di food. Di man tun to mi an seh how him nain mean seh him live deh, dat him juss staying wid friends, and if mi can't spot him cab fare, den bus fare will do. Mi juss look pon him, tell him fi enjoy him dinnah, and dat mi was going to need di money lata (which was true, as the money was allocated for something, but true mi did feel so bad seh him nevah eat, mi decide fi pawt wid $5 or so fi buy him something).

People slick and funny fi real dwl