You know you're getting older when

[LiteBlonde]

Re: You know you're getting older when

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: turtledude</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...you have a lot of slip-on shoes.
...you have more pills and vitamins in yur kitchen than spices.
...you don't mind getting &quot;stood up&quot;.
...you use your cell phone only for talking.
...your children call to see how you are doing. </div></div>

[LiteBlonde]

Re: You know you're getting older when

When you bragging about how you've finally opened accounts on:

<span style="font-weight: bold">My Face and Spacebook.</span>

I swear, this elderly lady at church keep telling the entire congregation, more than once. And I don't think anyone tried to correct her neither.

[julie*mango]

Re: You know you're getting older when

when you and your SO call each other &quot;dear&quot;

when your joints crack during the horizontal polka

when staircases horrify you

[Phatty]

Re: You know you're getting older when

When yuh haffi get di hottest frock, shoes and hat fi easta sundeh....CHOAFTAHRALL!!

[R00TS]

Re: You know you're getting older when

when not wearing a bra pulls the wrinkles outta you face

[Suesumba]

Re: You know you're getting older when

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BoomBoomSkelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when you and your SO call each other &quot;dear&quot;

</div></div>

&quot;yes dear&quot;

[Peasie]

Re: You know you're getting older when

When you have no idea who Kate and Jon are and when ask a 20-something co-worker you find out that these two have 8 children and then you think, &quot;I marched for the rights for women to use the Pill, and <span style="font-style: italic">this </span> is the thanks I get?'

[Suesumba]

Re: You know you're getting older when

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Gungo Peas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> &quot;I marched for the rights for women to use the Pill, and <span style="font-style: italic">this </span> is the thanks I get?' </div></div>

juss bun yu bra

[julie*mango]

Re: You know you're getting older when

when oral sex means you only talk about having sex but are both too tired to do anything

[Suesumba]

Re: You know you're getting older when

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BoomBoomSkelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when oral sex means you only talk about having sex but are both too tired to do anything </div></div>

NO. YOU TALK ABOOT IT, BUT YOU BOTH REFERENCE THE EXACT HISTORICAL REFERENCE!!!! i.e. wwhen catherine the great was negogoating the treaty with the prussian princes,why she had to ...



<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">My goodness, Catherine ...</div></div></div>

[Peasie]

Re: You know you're getting older when

You know you're getting older when sex is fun and adventurous and you communicate exactly what you want and how you want to be pleasured and your mate agrees and then you discover a whole new sense of your sexuality and you want to try new techniques and whatever with your mate and he is all for it and your orgasms are now truly amazing. And you still can't believe after all these years how much you REALLY enjoy it and how unnecesarily hung up about sex you were when you were in your early years at UWI...

<span style="font-style: italic">pause, tek deep breath</span>

[julie*mango]

Re: You know you're getting older when

geez even my eyes had to pause and take a breath

[Boricua_papi]

Re: You know you're getting older when

Wen yuh tyad at 10 p.m. Aye sah.

[britisha]

Re: You know you're getting older when

mi did agguh respan, but mi luk pan di topic agen, an since everrie boddie is &quot;getting older&quot; mi agguh tek wan rain check...