I think it`s time for me to get this off my chest,and where`s the best place to do it than good ole deark/john.
I was going to put this to rhyme in my own inimitable style but I thought why pretty it up,..here`s the deal....
A few tired souls has suggested on this board that I`m "gay",or on the "downlow",..or ray ray ray,...because I support gay rights,,these people have never met me,so obviously it`s all speculation based on my posts,and my opinions....but hey,..I`m happy,they are obviously not because I`m not concerned about THEIR sexuality,but they are concerned about mine.
but what about the ones who HAVE met me and is promoting the humour mongering.
Unnu follow....
I met a female boardite as part of a group of other boardites sometime ago,this particular boardie and I had a good rapport on the board,this boardie seemingly saw something in our rapport that in her head may have suggested that there could be something more to the rapport.
As I said,we met as part of a group,..and had all had a good meeting,talked,dranked,laughed a bit,discussed other boardies,...well,chuckled a bit at some boardies,..you know the usual thing......anyway,as I said,she assumed something that wasnt there,what can I say,I`m not too bad looking,body looks nice,and I can string more than two sentences together.
To cut a long story short..I didnt fancy her,she wasnt my type,....and I am married,what the hell am I going to do with another woman when I am used to going home to my wife every night,and even if I wasnt married she STILL wouldnt be my type,not even for a one night stand.
Shortly after the meeting the woman started being nasty to me on the board,subtely you understand,..nothing too blatant,but I detected a thawing in our previous nice rapport,.......then I heard it from another boardie that the woman has been telling people that I`m "gay".........I`m going to use this opportunity to tell the woman that I simply didnt find her attractive,she isnt my type,and I wont mention her body type but I am a very athletic guy and that is the usual type of women I generate to.
You know who you are,and I dont think I did you anything for you to have started spreading your nasty rumours,but I guess you are the one that is hurting,if I was gay I wouldnt need to hide it,I am not afraid of anyone.
Please dont ask me why I think the woman wanted more than just a friendship,..trust me,I know,but I dont want to go into specifics.
Having said that,.....there IS a woman on the board that if I wasnt married I would have hooked up long time ago,..she know who she is because I`ve told her as much.
Thanks for listening.
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