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We always hear the rules from the female side now here are the rules from the male side
These are our Rules...Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose!
1.Breast are for looking at and thats why we do it.Dont try and change that.
1.Learn to work the toilet seat your a big girl,if it's up put
it down,we need it up you need it down.you dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down
1.Sunday= sports.it's like the full moon and the changing of the tide.Let it be.
1.Shopping is not a sport.And no we are not going to think of it in that way.
1.Crying is blackmail
1.Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one
Subtle hints dont work
strong hints do not work
Obvious hints dont work
Just say it
1.'Yes' and 'No'are perfectly good answers to almost every questions
1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girl friends are for.
1.A headache that last 17 months is a problem see a doctor
1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one makes you sad or angry,We meant the other one..
1.If it itches it will be scratched,That's what we do
1.If we ask what's wrong and you say nothing,We will act like nothing's wrong,We know you are lying,But it's just not worth the hassle
1.If you ask a question you dont want an answer to,expect an answer you dont want to hear
1.Dont ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss,SEX,SPORTS or CARS
1.You have enough clothes
1.You have too many shoes
1.I am in shape.Round is a shape
Yes,I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight,But,men dont mind sleeping on the couch,it's like camping.
These are our Rules...Please note these are all numbered "1" on purpose!
1.Breast are for looking at and thats why we do it.Dont try and change that.
1.Learn to work the toilet seat your a big girl,if it's up put
it down,we need it up you need it down.you dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down
1.Sunday= sports.it's like the full moon and the changing of the tide.Let it be.
1.Shopping is not a sport.And no we are not going to think of it in that way.
1.Crying is blackmail
1.Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one
Subtle hints dont work
strong hints do not work
Obvious hints dont work
Just say it
1.'Yes' and 'No'are perfectly good answers to almost every questions
1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girl friends are for.
1.A headache that last 17 months is a problem see a doctor
1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one makes you sad or angry,We meant the other one..
1.If it itches it will be scratched,That's what we do
1.If we ask what's wrong and you say nothing,We will act like nothing's wrong,We know you are lying,But it's just not worth the hassle
1.If you ask a question you dont want an answer to,expect an answer you dont want to hear
1.Dont ask us what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss,SEX,SPORTS or CARS
1.You have enough clothes
1.You have too many shoes
1.I am in shape.Round is a shape
Yes,I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight,But,men dont mind sleeping on the couch,it's like camping.
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