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Men, you may think you have a command of the English language, but when it comes to communicating with women, you may be surprised. Here is our dictionary of Womanese. Master these terms and you'll find your relationship with women greatly improved.
1. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Fine"</span> - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. <span style="font-weight: bold">"That's Okay"</span> - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Nothing"</span> - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1)
4. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Five Minutes"</span> - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.
5. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Thanks"</span> - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome" and let it go.
6. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Loud Sigh"</span> - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing". (See #3)
7. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Go Ahead"</span> - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!!!!)
8. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Don't worry about it; I got it"</span> - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3)
<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Source - Joke Box -<span style="font-style: italic">The Western Mirror</span>, June 8, 2</span>009</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">Aye sah.
One word: guilty!</span>
1. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Fine"</span> - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. <span style="font-weight: bold">"That's Okay"</span> - One of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Nothing"</span> - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1)
4. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Five Minutes"</span> - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.
5. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Thanks"</span> - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome" and let it go.
6. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Loud Sigh"</span> - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing". (See #3)
7. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Go Ahead"</span> - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!!!!)
8. <span style="font-weight: bold">"Don't worry about it; I got it"</span> - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3)
<span style="font-size: 8pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">Source - Joke Box -<span style="font-style: italic">The Western Mirror</span>, June 8, 2</span>009</span>
<span style="font-style: italic">Aye sah.
One word: guilty!</span>
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