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Yesterday I had the day off because I had to do something important. I had my car windows down blasting my music on my Ipod. I noticed this cute guy in his car beside me trying to yell something to me " He was in the right hand turn lane so I thought he wanted to get into my lane"
I turned down my music and he said " Can I invite you out for lunch?"
Me: "WHATTTTTTTTTTT?" Him: I said "Can I invite you out for lunch?"
Me: No I'm going to Alexandria Virginia
Him: That's where I live.
For a split second I had forgotten that I was married
* The marriage angel must have jooked me and I told him that I was married. 
Him : SO,
it won't hurt if we went out once.
Me: No thanks
Bye 
There is nothing more irritating than "Psssssss, Psssssssss, Yo shawty.
Last week some guy leaning to the side in his big car was blowing his horn trying to get my attention. I thought he must have me mixed up with somebody he thought he knew.
Finally he yelled out that my purse was on top of my car.
I turned down my music and he said " Can I invite you out for lunch?"
Me: "WHATTTTTTTTTTT?" Him: I said "Can I invite you out for lunch?"
Me: No I'm going to Alexandria Virginia
Him: That's where I live.
For a split second I had forgotten that I was married
* The marriage angel must have jooked me and I told him that I was married. Him : SO,
it won't hurt if we went out once.Me: No thanks
Bye There is nothing more irritating than "Psssssss, Psssssssss, Yo shawty.
Last week some guy leaning to the side in his big car was blowing his horn trying to get my attention. I thought he must have me mixed up with somebody he thought he knew.
Finally he yelled out that my purse was on top of my car.
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