So my homegirl calls me this morning

[Nunya]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Diabolical_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">homegirl can't take a hint? </div></div>

Fus ting come to mi mind ~lol~

[Suesumba]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Here's the story:

She's dating a guys who's birthday was yesterday. Last night she went home and put on some white fishnets to match her nurse uniform and some cinderellas. She goes to her boyfriend's house who was still eating his dinner. With a mouthfull he gives her a hug...

And that's all she gets for the rest of the night. He turned on the tv and turns it to that Truckers on Ice show or whatever it is and watches it until 3 am. Complaining that he is tired from work they just go to bed no hugging or nothing.

The next morning she wakes up and starts fooling with him, to get a lil thing going. He responds &quot;I'm just trying to get some rest.&quot;

I say dump him what say you? </div></div>

well if he can watch tv till 3 and be tired!!!! she's trying to hard for this particular guy. what everyone said.

[applepie]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

if she got there at 2am maybe he already got it earlier and was just tired for real.

[DearK]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: applepie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

if she got there at 2am maybe he already got it earlier and was just tired for real. </div></div>This is what I was thinking why was she so late for his bday?

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: applepie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

if she got there at 2am maybe he already got it earlier and was just tired for real. </div></div>


hmmmm....thats a different spin on it.....

[Bandana]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">
ice truckers and no sex would do it for me </span> </div></div>





Amen!

[ILP]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">my experience has been that men don't break up with you - they wear you down with some foolishness - until you dump them </span> </div></div>

this is the truth, ruth.

[blugiant]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">my experience has been that men don't break up with you - they wear you down with some foolishness - until you dump them
</span> </div></div>

realiteee diss. mii use fii doo dat wen mii wass yunga widd de oomen mii cared fah.

deer might bee sintinn bout ar friend dat baddarrinn de man y imm doan waan fii sex ar. oomen feel like iff dem sexinn a man den dem relationshipp prablems iss natt too badd

[LiteBlonde]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: applepie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

if she got there at 2am maybe he already got it earlier and was just tired for real. </div></div>

LOL! Not once but probably twice for him birthday. Ole boy was tired for real, for real.

[blugiant]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

realitee iss dat oomen wey cum too a man oouse att 2 am desparate ann desparate ladees ar lookinn fii gitt pregnant fii oole ann too de man

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

realitee iss dat oomen wey cum too a man oouse att 2 am desparate ann desparate ladees ar lookinn fii gitt pregnant fii oole ann too de man </div></div>


Blu....ah weh yu get dat fram?

[Phatty]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shine_Eye_Girl</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

realitee iss dat oomen wey cum too a man oouse att 2 am desparate ann desparate ladees ar lookinn fii gitt pregnant fii oole ann too de man </div></div>


Blu....ah weh yu get dat fram? </div></div>

Suh if smaddy go to smaddy yawd at 2am ah breed dem wah breed

[blugiant]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shine_Eye_Girl</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

realitee iss dat oomen wey cum too a man oouse att 2 am desparate ann desparate ladees ar lookinn fii gitt pregnant fii oole ann too de man </div></div>


Blu....ah weh yu get dat fram? </div></div>

mii use fii deal widd twoo oomen like dat. imagine mii inn a mii bedd a sleep ann nah anwsar mii phone ann ooman cum knock pon mii door fii wake mii upp bout shii tink mii add annadda ooman ova. den shii tried fii stay. add fii chase ar way. dii addar wan wass desparate

[blugiant]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shine_Eye_Girl</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

realitee iss dat oomen wey cum too a man oouse att 2 am desparate ann desparate ladees ar lookinn fii gitt pregnant fii oole ann too de man </div></div>


Blu....ah weh yu get dat fram? </div></div>

Suh if smaddy go to smaddy yawd at 2am ah breed dem wah breed

realitee ting ere. yu knoo den oomen wey man cawl late att nite ann tell dem fii cum ova ar

yu knoo mii ooman iss wan nurse wey wukk late nite shift

[Phatty]

Re: So my homegirl calls me this morning

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Phatty</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Shine_Eye_Girl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Well she seh she get deh roun' 2am, but still doah...poor shi ah probably troo </div></div>

realitee iss dat oomen wey cum too a man oouse att 2 am desparate ann desparate ladees ar lookinn fii gitt pregnant fii oole ann too de man </div></div>


Blu....ah weh yu get dat fram? </div></div>

Suh if smaddy go to smaddy yawd at 2am ah breed dem wah breed

realitee ting ere. yu knoo den oomen wey man cawl late att nite ann tell dem fii cum ova ar

<span style="font-weight: bold">yu knoo mii ooman iss wan nurse wey wukk late nite</span> shift

Blu stop tell wi business