Dear ______________

[diabolical_Tanya]

Dear __________,

I have noticed that you have been avoiding me ever since I accepted your marriage proposal. I must enquire as to wether it was somthing that I said, or the fact that I belched in your face.

I do apologise for my maloderous belchs and promise that I will refrain from eating garlic ever again.

__________ I miss our talks and long walks down the back alleys. _________ I hope we can be friends again.


Sincerly,

Diabolical_Tanya

[Emperah]

Re: Dear ______________

u really nah nuttin fi duh a wukk nuh chroo?

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Dear ______________

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dahJahPawtTwo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">u really nah nuttin fi duh a wukk nuh chroo? </div></div>as a matter of a fact I am sitting hear waiting on response from an email

[julie*mango]

Re: Dear ______________

My Dearest Tanya,

My humblest and most sincere apologies to you my darling. I have neglected to affirm my truest desires that thou shalt take mine hand in matrimony. Your social blemish has not affected my feelings, neither has my love waned.

My love, I dare ask that in an effort to seal this vow, that we be married here in Dear K's residence beneath the Lignum Vitae tree, preferably by Rev. James but notwithstanding inavailaility, Churchdude shall suffice. If neither is available, I am confident that Dr. Dudd should perform such functions. As he is a jack of all trades, I am of unwavering opinion that he holds some position of religious authority as well.

It would please me so if we should be wedded on a Wednesday, for it is also known as Hump Day. I beseech that thou wear a dress, the shorter the better, for I despise maidens in tuxedos.

I hastily await your response.

Forever yours,

______.


PS: If thou shalt not protest to my request, we must begin purchasing our matrimonial garments in Style and Fashion at once.

PPS: You have spelt my name incorrectly. It is ______ not ______________. My heart cannot hold a grudge against thou so it has been forgiven.

[Suesumba]

Re: Dear ______________

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Your social blemish </div></div>
jeezaz peez. everybaddy have chlamydia?

[julie*mango]

Re: Dear ______________

Mistress Tanya,

Due to your lack of response I am left with no other option but to assume that you no longer desire my hand in marriage. I am in a grave condition at this moment. Please cease all communication with me hereforewith as my heart can take this pain no longer.


Sincerely,

_____.

[britisha]

Re: Dear ______________

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: _______</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My Dearest Tanya,

My humblest and most sincere apologies to you my darling. I have neglected to affirm my truest desires that thou shalt take mine hand in matrimony. Your social blemish has not affected my feelings, neither has my love waned.

My love, I dare ask that in an effort to seal this vow, that we be married here in Dear K's residence beneath the Lignum Vitae tree, preferably by Rev. James but notwithstanding inavailaility, Churchdude shall suffice. If neither is available, I am confident that Dr. Dudd should perform such functions. As he is a jack of all trades, I am of unwavering opinion that he holds some position of religious authority as well.

It would please me so if we should be wedded on a Wednesday, for it is also known as Hump Day. I beseech that thou wear a dress, the shorter the better, for I despise maidens in tuxedos.

I hastily await your response.

Forever yours,

______.


PS: If thou shalt not protest to my request, we must begin purchasing our matrimonial garments in Style and Fashion at once.

PPS: You have spelt my name incorrectly. It is ______ not ______________. My heart cannot hold a grudge against thou so it has been forgiven. </div></div>

This one is just your size, not too loose and not too close.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Dear ______________

My Darlin _____,

Please accept my most sincere apology, I must blame this oversight on my undiagnosed Alzheimers that is currently being treated by an internet Doctor.

I do accept you hand in matrimony and will meet you in Style and Fashion forthwith to begin shopping for our garments.

Sincerly,

Diabolical_Tanya