okay. this takes the cake!!!

[Suesumba]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">BIG OL DUTTY JAMAICONS.COM DISCLAIMER: i'm not looking for applause or anything, but:</div></div></div>

i'm walking woody as i do most evenings (thinking the beast is probably my dog now). anyway, this guy comes up to me:

&quot;i've noticed you walking your dog on dupont all the time by yourself&quot;


me: &quot;yeh&quot;

&quot;my name is Dakota&quot;

me: are you native?&quot;

&quot;yes&quot;

me: mmm, never seen you before

&quot;you're very beautiful&quot; <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">[the bio oil must be working]

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me: thank you. you're absolutely adorable
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&quot;can i get your number?&quot;


me: how old are you?&quot;


<span style="font-weight: bold"> </span> <span style="font-size: 26pt">18</span>

me: god i've got kids older than you.
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&quot;so what's your number?&quot;

this dog gets me more attention than ever.

i don't think a certain smaddy is getting him back. and yes, i gave Dakota my number. he's got great big stones for one so young.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

good for you <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> yah ole couger </div></div></div> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Natives are extra ordinarily well hung </div></div></div>

[Suesumba]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

and him young and pretty too. almoast no facial hair, bout 6' tall like pan di romantical novel dem. i would feel like a child molester. *certain. wonder if mi fi tell a &quot;certain smaddy&quot; bout ie? one of my weak flaws, mi cha every rahtid ting.

[Stormmey]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dear_DiabolicalT</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> good for you <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> yah ole couger </div></div></div> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Natives are extra ordinarily well hung </div></div></div> </div></div>


<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">yes they are....well so I've heard Tanyer say </div></div></div>

[Peasie]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

Gwaan chroo wid yuh bad self, Sue.

[Boricua_papi]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

Good for you SueS.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">Mek mi rent &quot;Harold and Maude&quot; on netflix. </div></div></div>

[Suesumba]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

mi gi eehm mi fone numbah but with total altruisric moifives

[julie*mango]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

go for it!


Cougars of the world, unite!

[Suesumba]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

@ BipPy's harold and mqude

[skins]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

laff @woody

[missus_vegas]

Re: okay. this takes the cake!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dear_DiabolicalT</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> good for you <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> yah ole couger </div></div></div> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;"> Natives are extra ordinarily well hung </div></div></div> </div></div>


eewww ur dirty