advice to the lovelorn

[Suesumba]

chapter one: for women

the friendliest men are those to be found drinking beer on park benches.

this i learned this evening walking woody in the leash free park. they even know his name and wondered if he caught the dog buscuit okay.


chapter two: for men

the friendliest women can be found in coffee shops at 3 o'clock in the morning. they are often toothless and... say no more.

[Peasie]

Re: advice to the lovelorn

<span style="font-style: italic">*Hanging my head down
shaking it
thinking
Sue is a philosopher
Wondering
How many people see her brilliance? *</span>

[Suesumba]

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is that a Haiku??

[Peasie]

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Hmmm. Everything is Asian for you lately, Sue. Food. Poetry. Meditation.

Come wid it nuh.

[Suesumba]

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nah man i am not the united nations. how theres you?

[turtledude]

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Where do one find coffee shops at 3am, (and are you saying that caffeine rots ones teeth?)

[Suesumba]

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i have one by me TDude. they're open 24 hours. they're a haven for the homeless. because i have woody on a saturday morning at that hour i'll venture out. i talk to people. word of caution &quot;counsellor&quot; is often a loaded word.

as in &quot;i went to see my councillor today&quot;.


also if the guy is in an orange suit with those blue shoes made entirely out of cloth. well then.

[KgnJa69]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have one by me TDude. they're open 24 hours. they're a haven for the homeless. because i have woody on a saturday morning at that hour i'll venture out. i talk to people. word of caution &quot;counsellor&quot; is often a loaded word.

as in &quot;i went to see my councillor today&quot;.


also if the guy is in an orange suit with those blue shoes made entirely out of cloth. well then. </div></div>
<span style="font-style: italic">Scratching mi head! </span>

[turtledude]

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I'm not quite sure what you mean with the councillor thing, but I know that when I don't feel like talking to people I'll usually make some crack about <span style="font-style: italic">MY </span>mental health, firearms, shrinks, or probation officers.
(btw, I will only assume a councillor role on <span style="font-style: italic">Ja.com</span>, only cuz it's so easy!)
...in &quot;real life&quot;, more than once, I&quot;ve handed a $20 bill to peeps (after an anonymous mtg) and told them to go get drunk.
Would I fit in there? I do like coffee!

[Suesumba]

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people (men/women in those suits have just been let out of prison). yeh, i didn't know that until someone explained that to me. see. half way homes. holly jones (goggle it) and all that.

[Suesumba]

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i should add that i've been warned countless times about my adventourous nature, but there's a saying that &quot;dog&quot; takes care of children and fools and i must fall into one of those categories because i flirt with all possibilities.

[turtledude]

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which <span style="font-style: italic">kind</span>of halfway houses?

<span style="color: #FF0000">a cohen bros. type movie is developing in my head!</span>
It involves a coffee shop.
A stranger grasps the door handle (not realizing it swings in)....just at the same time a man in an orange suit....

[turtledude]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> but there's a saying that &quot;dog&quot; takes care of children and fools </div></div>

<span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">YEP!</span></span>

[Suesumba]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Anaconda</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i have one by me TDude. they're open 24 hours. they're a haven for the homeless. because i have woody on a saturday morning at that hour i'll venture out. i talk to people. word of caution &quot;counsellor&quot; is often a loaded word.

as in &quot;i went to see my councillor today&quot;.


also if the guy is in an orange suit with those blue shoes made entirely out of cloth. well then. </div></div>
<span style="font-style: italic">Scratching mi head! </span> </div></div>

k pan a satdeh early morning bout 3. if mi wake up fi pee. i'll pee and take the dog out for a walk caz i'm already awake. then i'll come back and sleep. <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">life is horrid when you have to explain our pee schedule to total strangers.</div></div></div>

i think i have to go pee now.

[turtledude]

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too late fuh me!