1000 ways to die..

[missus_vegas]

so mi was just watching dis just now

some ediat decide to charge up a cow's heart and have sex with it

wat he did was get a cow hawt. den a wat looked like a battery booster cable. he attached the cable to 12volt of currant and as the heart beats/ vibrateds it guess i feel like ooman

neways 12volts wasnt giving him enuff of a kick so he decide to use mussi 120volts....the rest is history

[missus_vegas]

Stormmy run come quick

[Jazz]

Re: Stormmy run come quick

Oh Dear God... \o/

[UKBlackLady]

Re: Stormmy run come quick

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh Dear God... \o/ </div></div>

[Dr.Dudd]

Re: 1000 ways to die..

And You believe that??
if you are going yo use electricity. any muscle can be used for that.
It does not have to be a great.
all have to happen to achieve contraction and relaxation of muscles is a cyclic pulse of current.

A heart now does not really need an electric current to continue beating.
The heart producez it's own energy.
As a resylt it is capable of continuing to beat on its own .
It does not require the brain or any onuslde enerhy source.

all it need is warm oxygenated blood through gt IV once it beat is initiated.
So that seem like someone's imagination.
i don't think that the amount of voltage from a battery is enpough to do more than a heavy jolt anyway.

So he would be likely to survive and learn from it.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: missus_vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">so mi was just watching dis just now

some ediat decide to charge up a cow's heart and have sex with it

Wat he did was get a cow hawt. den a wat looked like a battery booster cable. he attached the cable to 12volt of currant and as the heart beats/ vibrateds it guess i feel like man

neways 12volts wasn't giving him enuff of a kick so he decide to use mussi 120volts....the rest is history </div></div>

[missus_vegas]

Re: 1000 ways to die..

dudd the cow was dead and long gone. di tv say( and of course i beleive everyting on tv) the man buy the cow hawt and do him ting. so wah u a say now no relevant. mi jus a tell u wah di tv say...u never see that program pan tv 1000 ways to die...

[mountaingal]

Re: 1000 ways to die..

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: missus_vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">dudd the cow was dead and long gone. </div></div>

mi was gwine seh dat but got distracted with the mental image of a man trying to have sex with a cow heart while the heart was still inside a live cow.