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Dear Pastor,
Greetings, in the name of the most high, Jesus Christ. I have a problem and I would like your advice. I have this insatiable girlfriend, who always wants sex. I need to know what I can do to please her. I tried Viagra and Cialis but none of them have helped me. Even with all those chemicals and drugs in my body, she still manages to out-do me in bed.
She has Indian in her background, and I can truly say I now know it is true what old people say about Indians and sex. I know you are not going to believe this, but as I am writing this, she is all over me for what she says is her 'tings'. Help me, please.
T.W., Kingston, Jamaica
Dear T.W.,
People talk about Indian women and how they love to have sex, but Indian women don't agree.
It seems to me you can't manage this woman.<span style="font-weight: bold"> So, the best thing for you to do is to run. Run like hell.</span>
I cannot encourage a young man who is supposed to be healthy and strong, to be using the drugs that you are on to keep up with a young woman who wants to have sex 24/7. These drugs are for men who are suffering from erectile dysfunction. People who use them suffer from side effects. I repeat, healthy men ought not to use them frivolously.
This woman is going to kill you. You don't have the strength to cope with her. What you need is a woman who would not just want to have sex, but would be interested in having you as a husband and both of you would learn not to overdo a good thing.
Right now, your relationship is only sexual, and you cannot manage.
Pastor
Dear Pastor,
Greetings, in the name of the most high, Jesus Christ. I have a problem and I would like your advice. I have this insatiable girlfriend, who always wants sex. I need to know what I can do to please her. I tried Viagra and Cialis but none of them have helped me. Even with all those chemicals and drugs in my body, she still manages to out-do me in bed.
She has Indian in her background, and I can truly say I now know it is true what old people say about Indians and sex. I know you are not going to believe this, but as I am writing this, she is all over me for what she says is her 'tings'. Help me, please.
T.W., Kingston, Jamaica
Dear T.W.,
People talk about Indian women and how they love to have sex, but Indian women don't agree.
It seems to me you can't manage this woman.<span style="font-weight: bold"> So, the best thing for you to do is to run. Run like hell.</span>
I cannot encourage a young man who is supposed to be healthy and strong, to be using the drugs that you are on to keep up with a young woman who wants to have sex 24/7. These drugs are for men who are suffering from erectile dysfunction. People who use them suffer from side effects. I repeat, healthy men ought not to use them frivolously. This woman is going to kill you. You don't have the strength to cope with her. What you need is a woman who would not just want to have sex, but would be interested in having you as a husband and both of you would learn not to overdo a good thing.
Right now, your relationship is only sexual, and you cannot manage.
Pastor
And don't even get me started on the pastor not coming out more forcibly against the stereotypical view of East (presumably) Indian women in Jamaica?
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