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ran into dis in di platonic section on CL
some people treat dem frens dis way and i guess dere is really a stick fi every hoe
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">disingenuous and/or insincere friends needed! </span>
So pretty much, if you are totally filled with drama and just want to rant about your self-centered existence this could totally work out!
I don't have time for real friends and all that silly "making meaningful connections" type of stuff, so I am just looking for some chicks that want to call when it's convenient for them...whenever they have a problem or need some kind of help or whathaveyou.
Drama is pretty much key. You should be embroiled in AT LEAST 3 of the following: divorce, abusive relationship, rehab, current addictions to prescription or illegal drugs, child support issues, foreclosure, massive debt, current partner cheating, risk of losing children in custody battle, body image issues, unemployment, rejected disability claims, homelessness, botched cosmetic surgery, inability to recall any of your last 3 nights out due to blackout, you get the idea...
It'll be great! You'll call me up...last minute, generally...and then I'll buy you dinner and drinks and listen to your life of problems. Don't worry that you're never able to answer when I call or write. I understand. You're busy with all your issues.
Serious inquiries only! </div></div>
some people treat dem frens dis way and i guess dere is really a stick fi every hoe
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><span style="font-weight: bold">disingenuous and/or insincere friends needed! </span>
So pretty much, if you are totally filled with drama and just want to rant about your self-centered existence this could totally work out!
I don't have time for real friends and all that silly "making meaningful connections" type of stuff, so I am just looking for some chicks that want to call when it's convenient for them...whenever they have a problem or need some kind of help or whathaveyou.
Drama is pretty much key. You should be embroiled in AT LEAST 3 of the following: divorce, abusive relationship, rehab, current addictions to prescription or illegal drugs, child support issues, foreclosure, massive debt, current partner cheating, risk of losing children in custody battle, body image issues, unemployment, rejected disability claims, homelessness, botched cosmetic surgery, inability to recall any of your last 3 nights out due to blackout, you get the idea...
It'll be great! You'll call me up...last minute, generally...and then I'll buy you dinner and drinks and listen to your life of problems. Don't worry that you're never able to answer when I call or write. I understand. You're busy with all your issues.
Serious inquiries only! </div></div>
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