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ok ...so current time is 5:06AM and dis man just now decide to come to him bed
afta dinner last nite <span style="text-decoration: line-through">we both</span>him drap a sleep pan di couch. mi just put een a weave so mi head a hat mi bad bad
bout 10 pm mi git up outa di couch and say mi a go to bed...cus i didnt wanna fall asleep in the chair and den half way thru wen mi neck and hat me or mi tired fi squeeze up inna di couch wid him den mi affi get up out a mi sleep and go to bed.
neways since di weave a gi mi a hawd time needless to say four Tylenol later an mi never did a sleep too soundly. fuss mi hear him pan di phone inna one pieca loud conversation wid smaddy. plus him tun on di tv like deaf aize crab so mi git up and shut di bed room door.
den him leff from di living room and come inna di computer room which is rite nex to di bed room...still deh pan one piece a loud talking....tv still one...den him stawted mekking noise pan di puter as well...neways mi fell asleep some how.
but bcus mi nah sleep so soundly mi could hear him moving around and ting from time to time. and i am wondering what di hell is wrong wid dis man.
ok so no is 5 a clack as mi say and mi finally hear di bed room door open....mi sleep bad and spread out tek ova di whole bed but mi no move when mi hear him mi gwane like mi a alseep
him come and draw off di sheet and mek di cold breeze ketch mi foot. lol. den him lie dung pan mi foot so mi move it. den him lie dung like seh makka inna him skin and him cant stay still and a chat pure fawt a mi aize bout love and miss etc: 
and him keep on a draw up draw up di sheet inna mi face
neways afta him mussi si say mi no inna wah him inna him tun on di tv mi bex bad eino...like wah di hell....u leff tv outdeh...if u want watch tv u tan out deh dont come in here come chat fawt inna mi aize bout u want be beside me an a tun on brite tv light inna mi face. and to mek mattas worse and some kinda show bout murder and dead body found inna basement walls etc.
so mi git up and pretend like say a bathroom mi want go. mi notice seh di bathroom lite still on like hello...what happend to turning on the nite light?...so mi use to bathroom and come out den mi notice seh di nite light nah work so a mussi dat mek him leave di big lite on
so mi decide seh mi just ago sleep inna di couch so him can feel bad mi go inna di living room an notice seh di blanket inna di couch fold up nicely and di pillows dem arrange nicely. mi lie dung di blastid couch wet. look like him mussi shampoo it
but why him leave di dry blanket on the wet couch only god knows.
so i take a look around....the coffee table clean like whistle. no papers no cups no courouches. lol. mi look around the living rooom clean clean clean. di kithcen...clean clean clean. den mi walk back towards di bed room and notice seh di hall way floor wasnt just cold di tiles dem still wet. and di mud and water gone...and di shoes dem no inna di way fi brukk neck...
so mi go back inna di room now and gwane like mi no notice nothing
but di tv ting did a get to mi and mi cyan sleep nemore. and di weave a pressure meso mi decide seh mi was gonna come gi oonuh di joke.
neways mi gone back inna di bed now.
afta dinner last nite <span style="text-decoration: line-through">we both</span>him drap a sleep pan di couch. mi just put een a weave so mi head a hat mi bad bad
bout 10 pm mi git up outa di couch and say mi a go to bed...cus i didnt wanna fall asleep in the chair and den half way thru wen mi neck and hat me or mi tired fi squeeze up inna di couch wid him den mi affi get up out a mi sleep and go to bed.neways since di weave a gi mi a hawd time needless to say four Tylenol later an mi never did a sleep too soundly. fuss mi hear him pan di phone inna one pieca loud conversation wid smaddy. plus him tun on di tv like deaf aize crab
so mi git up and shut di bed room door.den him leff from di living room and come inna di computer room which is rite nex to di bed room...still deh pan one piece a loud talking....tv still one...den him stawted mekking noise pan di puter as well...neways mi fell asleep some how.
but bcus mi nah sleep so soundly mi could hear him moving around and ting from time to time. and i am wondering what di hell is wrong wid dis man.
ok so no is 5 a clack as mi say and mi finally hear di bed room door open....mi sleep bad and spread out tek ova di whole bed but mi no move when mi hear him mi gwane like mi a alseep
him come and draw off di sheet and mek di cold breeze ketch mi foot. lol. den him lie dung pan mi foot so mi move it. den him lie dung like seh makka inna him skin and him cant stay still and a chat pure fawt a mi aize bout love and miss etc: and him keep on a draw up draw up di sheet inna mi face neways afta him mussi si say mi no inna wah him inna him tun on di tv
mi bex bad eino...like wah di hell....u leff tv outdeh...if u want watch tv u tan out deh dont come in here come chat fawt inna mi aize bout u want be beside me an a tun on brite tv light inna mi face. and to mek mattas worse and some kinda show bout murder and dead body found inna basement walls etc.so mi git up and pretend like say a bathroom mi want go. mi notice seh di bathroom lite still on
like hello...what happend to turning on the nite light?...so mi use to bathroom and come out den mi notice seh di nite light nah work so a mussi dat mek him leave di big lite onso mi decide seh mi just ago sleep inna di couch so him can feel bad
mi go inna di living room an notice seh di blanket inna di couch fold up nicely and di pillows dem arrange nicely. mi lie dung di blastid couch wet. look like him mussi shampoo it but why him leave di dry blanket on the wet couch only god knows.so i take a look around....the coffee table clean like whistle. no papers no cups no courouches. lol. mi look around the living rooom clean clean clean. di kithcen...clean clean clean. den mi walk back towards di bed room and notice seh di hall way floor wasnt just cold di tiles dem still wet. and di mud and water gone...and di shoes dem no inna di way fi brukk neck...
so mi go back inna di room now and gwane like mi no notice nothing
but di tv ting did a get to mi and mi cyan sleep nemore. and di weave a pressure meso mi decide seh mi was gonna come gi oonuh di joke.neways mi gone back inna di bed now.
even doah her head was hottin her from di new weave
lol
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