COUNTDOWN TO THE BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MarieK]

in honor of the upcoming V-day post all yuh questions here

I will answer what I know and what I don't know I will make up.

As for techniques I will research and get back tuh unnu

Disclaimer: <span style="font-size: 8pt">my research methods may include repeated trials just to make sure I'm getting the correct answers out to you</span>

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Question:

My boyfriend is into outdoors sex but I am bug-a-phobic. What do you suggest?

[MarieK]

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well I will brave a lizzad pen juss fi get di sex suh i think braving a few bugs shdn't be a problem. It will show your sweetie how much you desire him if u r willing to put your fears aside just for him. Plus think bout it, think bout di adrenaline rush yuh gwine get fearing di bug lawd a mercy.

.................

ummmm mi gawn guh duh some research pan dis

<span style="font-size: 8pt">mi love dah likkle temp work yah yuh see</span>

ohhhhhhhh honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy c'mere

[neutral]

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I mentioned to my wife that I wouldnt mind trying out the &quot;wheelbarrow&quot; position,she had never heard about it before,but after explaining how it`s done she`s now convinced I`m going to push her past the neighbor`s house,......................how do I convince her I will stop when her arms are tired...?

[Hush Darlin]

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smaddy sey fe tell you sey you fe careful wi de wheelbarrow cause ar neck can be broken while pushing it

but I am sure the Queen will come and confirm if its true

[SandiF]

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BOAL!

just put har in front of a closed door and she won't reach di neighbours yard

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I mentioned to my wife that I wouldnt mind trying out the &quot;wheelbarrow&quot; position,she had never heard about it before,but after explaining how it`s done she`s now convinced I`m going to push her past the neighbor`s house,......................how do I convince her I will stop when her arms are tired...? </div></div>

[SandiF]

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she have strong shoulders and traps? a dat she a go need

a cyaan stop laugh

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Natral</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I mentioned to my wife that I wouldnt mind trying out the &quot;wheelbarrow&quot; position,she had never heard about it before,but after explaining how it`s done she`s now convinced I`m going to push her past the neighbor`s house,......................how do I convince her I will stop when her arms are tired...? </div></div>

[SandiF]

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nutten
gwaan go sex him and done

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tyrant_Tanya</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Question:

My boyfriend is into outdoors sex but I am bug-a-phobic. What do you suggest? </div></div>

[MarieK]

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it's time to make it a lil spicy if u have a high headboard..... oh no wait dat deh advice a guh guh gens Xavier rules......... ummmm ok hear wah yuh duh buy mi a ticket mi come and show har seh when yuh dweet wi nah leff di bedroom

[Wendy]

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LOL @ Neutral

This is a serious question and I hope I can get some real answers to my problems

Dear Queen_of_d_A:

If love is <span style="font-weight: bold">blind</span>, why is sexy lingerie so important? My SO says he is in love with me so what is so wrong with me wearing oversized polka-dot baggies stretched up to my breast to bed? Isn’t he suppose to be blind to that? How can I get him to stop looking like a stoned jack@ss when I am in my granny baggies?

[twiney]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wendilina</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL @ Neutral

This is a serious question and I hope I can get some real answers to my problems

Dear Queen_of_d_A:

If love is <span style="font-weight: bold">blind</span>, why is sexy lingerie so important? My SO says he is in love with me so what is so wrong with me wearing oversized polka-dot baggies stretched up to my breast to bed? Isn’t he suppose to be blind to that? How can I get him to stop looking like a stoned jack@ss when I am in my granny baggies? </div></div>

1. He will stop looking like a stoned jackass if u stop wearing the oversized drawz to bed
2. Please tell us why would you be wearing those to bed if you expect rooksing fi gwaan ... less is more sister...

[Wendy]

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eeehmmmnn .. Mi neva ask yuh nutten enoh Twiney

Tump mi again an si if yuh still have in yuh front teet fi di res a di day

[Peasie]

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Queen, weh yuh noh hurry up an answa Wendy qwestion? Is hummuch research yuh haffi doh on wedder ar nat polka dat crocus bag draw-string baggy is a turn on?

[Wendy]

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<span style="text-decoration: line-through">Mi sey Peasie \o/...Shi is di mostes wuklis Love Conusaler in di History of mankind.

Mite as well mi did write to Dr.Phil im woulda have a return letta to mi fasta dan dis </span>

mi seh peasie i don't know wat get ova mi Marie is di most sweetest smawtest smaddy i have eva seen in my life wat in heavens name wuz i thnkn when i sed she wukliss. wat i meant to say was dat dr. phill cudda neva eva eva walk eeeeentuh marie shoes dem.

tonx

[MarieK]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Queen, weh yuh noh hurry up an answa Wendy qwestion? Is hummuch research yuh haffi doh on wedder ar nat polka dat crocus bag draw-string baggy is a turn on? </div></div>

mi still werkn on piecenin all a mi baggy dem fi mek wan di size of wat Wendy wudda wear fram laws nite mi a sew all now mi cyaan done 79 baggy and it still nuh half cho man

love is blind Wendy, lust isn't.