Pick up or Come on lines

[quodlibet]

So...

Anyone want to share any memorable "pick up" or "come on" lines that they have experienced or used?

I just remembered a situation where I was a young man of around 20 and went to see this girl at her home to go out on a date.

While she (the girl) was in her room getting ready, the mom comes out, sits beside me on the couch, looks me dead in the eye, smiles this sly smile, then asks in a soft voice &quot;<span style="font-weight: bold">So - what is your age limit?</span>&quot;

[Nunya]

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Did you say 'Old.'?

[missus_vegas]

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dats is a lie

how u can a grine modda dn dawter u wukkliss good fi nothing man u

[quodlibet]

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Seet deh now, mi gi one likkle example from back inna di day an it all tun bout mi

Jus because she a gi weh, dat no mean seh mi tek?

at least no same time... (a joke mi a mek!)

So dis mean seh a me one see dem ting ya, dont? Cause no baddi else a ansa...

[Pepper]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quodlibet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Seet deh now, mi gi one likkle example from back inna di day an it all tun bout mi

Jus because she a gi weh, dat no mean seh mi tek?

at least no same time... (a joke mi a mek!)

So dis mean seh a me one see dem ting ya, dont? Cause no baddi else a ansa... </div></div>

Seen it with my own two eyes.

Son and father a grine di same ooman. She was the son's age. And the three a dem lived in the same tri-plex.

[Derek]

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'Would you like some sausage?' always works for me.

[Peasie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">'Would you like some sausage?' always works for me. </div></div>

Ever got the response, &quot;No thanks. I'm vegetarian&quot; ?

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body">'Would you like some sausage?' always works for me. </div></div>

Ever got the response, &quot;No thanks. I'm vegetarian&quot; ? </div></div>

Yes, I reply that I have soya sausage.

[Nunya]

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Ever got the response, &quot;Those go soggy when they get wet&quot;?

[Peasie]

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BOAL

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ever got the response, &quot;Those go soggy when they get wet&quot;? </div></div>

All the time! But I always carry a spare.

[quodlibet]

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come een like everybaddy shy to rahtid...

[Peasie]

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Woman walking in food court at mall eating a banana. Standard pick up line that will get you nowhere, &quot;Wish I were that banana.&quot;

[quodlibet]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Woman walking in food court at mall eating a banana. Standard pick up line that will get you nowhere, &quot;Wish I were that banana.&quot;

</div></div>

did someone use that line on you? did you react? how did it play out?

[Derek]

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I once said to a woman, 'excuse me, will you marry me?' and she burst out laughing (at my originality?)

She even gave me her business card.