wurst bedroom blunderss

[blugiant]

Re: wurst bedroom blunderss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh what - like the time i bounced out the window </div></div>

wat a ting

wan thyme mii jump out aff a windaw naked ann hid undar de house cah mii neva waan ar granny fii bust mii

[twiney]

Re: wurst bedroom blunderss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: blakkgiant</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">oh what - like the time i bounced out the window </div></div>

wat a ting

wan thyme mii jump out aff a windaw naked ann hid undar de house cah mii neva waan ar granny fii bust mii </div></div>

u never fraid ants?

[blugiant]

Re: wurst bedroom blunderss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">totally immersed in the moment parked in a quiet spot in the park... then


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u too??? </div></div>

wukkinn late wan nite mii ann mii co-wurker found wan corner affice widd wan nice xl-large desk. aftah wii finished dress ann walk past de guard lookinn at de video surveillance shi gave mii a thumbs up wen mii co-wukker was natt lookinn. wen mii tell mii co-wukker, shi laff itt aff ann neva embarrass bout beeinn caught pon video

[Tulip]

Re: wurst bedroom blunderss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">totally immersed in the moment parked in a quiet spot in the park... then


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u too??? </div></div>

I'm in that same club. Freshman year of college, 17 (might have turned 18 because I can't remember exactly what season it was), New Orleans Lakefront. I seriously thought I might die right on the spot.

My next most dramatic was calling the wrong name, which I think SueSamba mentioned. He wrote a nasty little message to me in my favorite lipstick on my bedroom mirror that I don't the censor block here would even make it worth repeating. You know what though, I carry that episode like baggage. Until this day, I'm all about the pet names.

[Nunya]

Re: wurst bedroom blunderss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R00TS</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
ok i got one story
We were new lovers and knew it was the real deal.
Sex was off the charts,and I had been single for a couple years and had a little buddie he didnt know about. I was a Barber and he had been in and out of the shop an knew the tools i used.

One evening I hid my buddie under the pillow and was going to apply it at a very specific time and give him a nice
well i waited till just the ight moment ..secretly pulled it out and put in on his yep! Well the poor man jumped out of that bed so quick i thought ... fire!
He says &quot;Damn maam I thought you had your clippers!&quot; zzzzzzzzzzzz
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[Nunya]

Re: wurst bedroom blunderss

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">misread di non-verbal clues and touch/suck/lick/finger baddy pawt dat was apparently off limits </div></div>

You're a hot mess