Triage or Love

[franksterr]

You are an emergency worker that has just been called to the scene of an accident. When you arrive you see that the car belongs to your spouse. Fearing the worst you rush over to see your spouse is trapped in the car with some one of the opposite sex.

your spouse sees you and although barely conscious, manages to mouth the words “I’m sorry”…

You don’t understand, but the look answers you question. The individual next to your spouse, is the lover with whom they have been having an affair.

You reel back in shock, devastated by what your spouse eyes have just told you. As you step back, the wreck in front of you comes into focus. You see your spouse is seriously hurt and needs attention straight away. Even if your spouse gets attention there’s a very high chance your spouse will die.

You look at the seat next to your spouse and see the lover. Is bleeding heavily from a wound to the neck and you need to stem the flow of blood immediately. It will only take about 5 minutes to stop, but it will mean your spouse will definitely die.

If you tend to your spouse however, the lover will bleed to death despite the fact it could have been avoided.

Who would you choose to work on?

[Pepper]

Re: Triage or Love

Who would you choose to work on?

How much insurance do I have on my spouse?

[Compry]

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Ambulance workers travel in two's.

[franksterr]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compray</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ambulance workers travel in two's. </div></div>

AAAhh you co-worker suffered a nervous breakdown and fled the scene

[Compry]

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That's not true. I worked on my spouse and my coworker worked on the lover. They both lived and all is right with the world.

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: franksterr</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Even if your spouse gets attention <span style="font-weight: bold">there’s a very high chance your spouse will die.</span>

You look at the seat next to your spouse and see the lover. Is bleeding heavily from a wound to the neck and you need to stem the flow of blood immediately. It will only take about 5 minutes to stop, <span style="font-weight: bold">but it will mean your spouse will definitely die.</span>

If you tend to your spouse however, <span style="font-weight: bold">the lover will bleed to death despite the fact it could have been avoided.</span>

Who would you choose to work on? </div></div>

Is di lovah a male or feemale??

Eida way, meeda save di lover an mekk di spouse gwaan guh meet him makah.

Awftarall, mi aguh get di <span style="font-weight: bold">insurance</span> money and di <span style="font-weight: bold">assurance</span> dat him naaaguh dweet agenn.

Plus chances are, mi have my lovah pandi side tuh, whe mi cyan guh gallivant pan vaykayshan widd, widd mi new found wealth.

[Suesumba]

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i'd have a nervous breakdown and run away <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" /></div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div style="display: none;">...that with the disability benefits from the p.s.t, the insurance payment and sweet vengeance, i'd have all that free time to spend that money</div></div></div>

[Bizzy]

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I would faint and all would be well with the world

[Marielle]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Eida way, meeda save di lover an mekk di spouse gwaan guh meet him makah.

Awftarall, mi aguh get di <span style="font-weight: bold">insurance</span> money and di <span style="font-weight: bold">assurance</span> dat him naaaguh dweet agenn.

Plus chances are, mi have my lovah pandi side tuh, whe mi cyan guh gallivant pan vaykayshan widd, widd mi new found wealth. </div></div>

Another anti-marriage argument if ever I saw one!

I'll just enjoy my money with my lover!