If mi go MIA...

[Nunya]

... dis wi prolly ha supm fi do widdie...

I was visiting for a minute with a couple of friends. Two of the them were older gentlemen, the other is younger than me. Just teasing them and so on when a tall, latin looking individual walked up. He was dressed all in black and was unsmiling.

Everyone greeted each other and he shook hands with them. When he got to me, took my hand to shake but I said 'uh uh that's not how you do it.'

And I indicated with the back of the hand that he held that he should kiss it instead.

And he did!!!

Everyone had a good laugh and he looked at me and smiled. I thought nothing of it, chatted with them for a minute and then left.

Is afta dat mi find out say im a one a de big dons in the mafia around here!!!!!! *faint whe*

I had heard about this guy before, but had never met him so mi had no idea a who mi whenna chat to bout 'that's not how you do it...'



Mi say, when mi find out, mi knee dem get weak said time... Maybe dem jussa prepare demself fi when dem come fi bruck dem...



I don't want to sleep with the fishes... *nosenaught an ting*

[RichD]

Re: If mi go MIA...

your problem will start when him want yuh to be one of his women...

[Suesumba]

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are when him want you fi mek him some nice-a gabbagoo.

[Nunya]

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Rich, a chroo yuh no knoa yah... A fret de res a de day yuh fawt... dem a try reassure mi say if mi did offend im mi ooda knoa aready...

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">are when him want you fi mek him some nice-a gabbagoo. </div></div>

some who???

[Wendy]

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Nunya -

If im ask yuh to tek a Looooooooooooong ....looooong ride wid im to see his cousin Vinnie, please act faas an move the family to somweh dung a Alaska.

[Nunya]

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Lisen mi man, As mi tell David say, if mi si dis man a come, mi a lef... if im deh pon dis side a de street mi cross ova...

Yuh knoa wha, mi madda was right - MI TOO NUFF!!!!

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yuh knoa wha, mi madda was right - MI TOO NUFF!!!! </div></div>
BOADWL Dat me laff soh til

<span style="font-size: 8pt">A lang tiime mi a tel yuh dat still.. </span>

[SandiF]

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and these latin men can be suave and rosemantic and they love bold beautiful women

[SandiF]

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and dem love the ones who play &quot;hard to get&quot;

David can box?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lisen mi man, As mi tell David say, if mi si dis man a come, mi a lef... if im deh pon dis side a de street mi cross ova...

Yuh knoa wha, mi madda was right - MI TOO NUFF!!!! </div></div>

[CeaBee]

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and is flu season .

how u have this man a kiss up kiss up u hand suh?

[kia027]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CeaBee</div><div class="ubbcode-body">and is flu season .

how u have this man a kiss up kiss up u hand suh? </div></div>

maybe he kissed the recently applied purell

[DearK]

Re: If mi go MIA...

Maybe you should expect some nice Chritmas 'gifts'

[Hush Darlin]

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Can I say bottom of lake Ontario in a cement casement

[applepie]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... dis wi prolly ha supm fi do widdie...



Everyone greeted each other and he shook hands with them. When he got to me, took my hand to shake but I said 'uh uh that's not how you do it.'

And I indicated with the back of the hand that he held that he should kiss it instead.

And he did!!!

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So which hand you gave him? the right hand? cause if the left hand a no u alone you haffi worry bout..........him might pull a David and Uriah ting.