Womanspeak

[Skelly]

<span style="font-weight: bold">'Nevermind, Forget It'</span>
Usually said by a woman when she's reached her first level of anger. When said, it actually means not only should you NOT forget it, but quickly figure out what you did wrong and apologize before her anger escalates.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: Did you get home at 4 am? Well you should have--nevermind, forget it.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'Excuse Me?'</span>
This is said as a response to something a female didn't like and also serves as a warning for a man to explain what he just said immediately or retract it all together.
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonym: What the hell did you just say to me?</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I Love You'</span>
Women do not really say this unless they truly mean it. So 'I love you,' simply means I love you.

<span style="font-weight: bold">'How Are You And Your Girlfriend?'</span>
Women never really care about the other woman, so if she is posing this question she's subtly asking, &quot;When are you two breaking up?&quot;
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: Wow! We haven't talked since we dated two years ago, how are you and your girlfriend doing?</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I Didn't Hear My Phone'</span>
Usually used as an excuse for when a woman doesn't want to speak with you. She heard her phone and she just didn't want to hear your voice.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: What? You called? I didn't hear my phone, it was in my purse.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'It's Cool'</span>
When you do something wrong and gets a woman to a point where she is overtly calm and cool about the situation, approach with caution.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: I passed by your house last night and I saw your ex's car there. No, you don't have to explain, it's cool.</span>
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'I'm Done'</span>
Sadly, most women are bluffing when they say these words. Often times a woman is not emotionally equipped to end the relationship yet, and uses this phrase as a warning. It usually ends up meaning, &quot;I'm trying to get your attention, and I'll allow you one more chance to make it right.&quot;
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonyms: It's over, I can't do this, I give up.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I'm Mad, I'll Just Talk To You Later'</span>
Women love to talk and to communicate whether or not they are upset. If she says she no longer wants to continue the conversation, what she's really saying is that she wants you to initiate conversation. Either way, it's a request for the man to call or text to make sure she's okay.

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I'm Not Looking For A Relationship'</span>
While some women would prefer to be single, most would never shun a good man unless past experiences have her in a bad place. This statement is actually a public service announcement for a man to know she's scared about being hurt again.
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonyms: I'm just focusing on me, I'm sick of the BS
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<span style="font-weight: bold">'Do You'</span>
She's past the point of any type of anger or frustration and has already made up in her mind that she's ready to move on. At this point she's already 'doing her' and no longer cares how you choose to behave.
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonyms: Makes no difference to me, go right on</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I'll Be Ready In Five Minutes'</span>
The biggest lie a woman will ever tell. As women, we want to look nice for out man, while slightly making other women a little jealous. Five minutes at minimum will be at least another half hour.
<span style="font-style: italic">Formula: For the correct arrival time, take the amount of minutes she says and add 20 minutes. </span>

http://www.bvonlove.com/2011/01/04/love-analytix-the-female-dictionary/

[Skelly]

Re: Womanspeak

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I'm A Free Spirit'</span>
Usually used as code when a woman wants to discreetly express her sexuality. Meaning she's really promiscuous and proud of it. Free spirit sounds much better than hoe any day.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: Yes I saw James in the morning and Mike that same night, but you know I'm a free spirit.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'Of Course I Miss You'</span>
If a woman gives this response after being questioned as to whether or not she missed a man, trust - she really didn't. If a woman missed a guy she would tell him without having to be asked. Sadly, this statement really means she didn't want to hurt your feelings.

<span style="font-weight: bold">'He's Not Right For Me'</span>
Excuse used by women when they are trying to decide whether or not they should date someone. Usually said after seeing the person for a significant amount of time, and what it really means is that she likes you but is trying not to.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex.: I like him a lot, but he has three baby mothers. He's just not right for me.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'When Are We Hanging Out?'</span>
Woman are socialized to be chased, not to pursue. If she becomes impatiently inquisitive about when you two will be in each others presence, she's really asking when are we having sex?
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonyms: When are you coming over; I haven't seen you in forever; I don't have any plans tonight</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I Like Older Guys'</span>
Whether a woman is 24 or 37, if she turns you down because she says she likes older men, she's telling you're not established or rich enough to deal with her. Keep it moving.

<span style="font-weight: bold">'Who Is She?'</span>
Woman want to know in detail about all women in your life, including your mother. However, most men fail to realize that when this question is asked, what it really means is that she's already done her due diligence and knows everything about the woman in question, and therefore wants to see if you will lie.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: I saw that a Tiffany is your Facebook friend now; who is she?</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'You Make The Plans'</span>
If you are dating a woman and she puts the pressure on you to plan the date, she is pleading for you to step up your game. What she's really asking you to do is finally impress her.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: I picked the restaurant the last two times. Tonight, you make the plans.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'You So Nasty'</span>
Usually flirtatiously said to a man in a sexual context. When used, she really means she likes what you are doing and doesn't want you to stop. Do not let this confuse you when you actually do something gross, like fart or burp.
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonyms: Stoooooop</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I Have A Yeast Infection'</span>
Made popular when used in an episode of the hit show 'Girlfriends,' this phrase is said when a woman can't think of any other excuse as to why she doesn't want to to have sex with you at that particular time. Last resort.

<span style="font-weight: bold">'How Do I Look?'</span>
A humble way of a woman trying to figure out why she took five hours to get ready and you still haven't complimented her. She is fishing for a compliment and really is asking, &quot;why haven't you noticed how good I look yet?&quot;
<span style="font-style: italic">Synonyms: Do you like my hair/outfit/nails/perfume? </span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'I Have Nothing To Wear'</span>
Your woman probably has way more clothes than you do, so if a woman says she has nothing to wear especially after an invitation from a man to go out, it's a subtle request to go shopping in attempts not to look like a gold digger.
<span style="font-style: italic">Ex: Wow, how nice of you to invite me that concert! Too bad I have nothing to wear.</span>

<span style="font-weight: bold">'It's Complicated'</span>
Usually when a single woman tells a man she's is free to date but that her situation is complicated, what she's trying to say is she's still in love with an old flame. Single is single, involved is involved, and there is no gray area unless a woman hasn't let go of her ex.<span style="font-style: italic">
Synonyms: I have a lot on my plate; I'm trying to see what the future brings </span>

http://www.bvonlove.com/2011/01/10/love-analytix-the-female-dictionary-part-2/

[SandiF]

Re: Womanspeak

oh my gosh, this me...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">'Nevermind, Forget It'
Usually said by a woman when she's reached her first level of anger. When said, it actually means not only should you NOT forget it, but quickly figure out what you did wrong and apologize before her anger escalates.
Ex: Did you get home at 4 am? Well you should have--nevermind, forget it.</div></div>

Smaddy a let out mi secret! LOL! I do this so often, some times it becomes embarrassing...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">'I Didn't Hear My Phone'
Usually used as an excuse for when a woman doesn't want to speak with you. She heard her phone and she just didn't want to hear your voice.
Ex: What? You called? I didn't hear my phone, it was in my purse.</div></div>