embarrassing sexual moments

[H_O]

anything ever happen to you while doin it that you got embarass? like fall off the bed or get a p*m p*m fawt

[Pepper]

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I think they call it a vart.

[Skelly]

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Or queef. Nothing to be ashamed of. Just air goIng in and being forced out. Just change positions.

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think they call it a vart. </div></div>
oh gawd,,,theres water coming out of my eyes LMAO
thats just wrooong

[Wendy]

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Yes ..lick up mi head pan di bed head an kunk out.
Wake up inna haspital wid Dacta a hole up tree finga a ask &quot;how much finga dis?&quot;
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[R00TS]

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your good!

[neutral]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yes ..lick up mi head pan di bed head an kunk out.
Wake up inna haspital wid Dacta a hole up tree finga a ask &quot;how much finga dis?&quot;


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Then a so de man wuk yu hard that he dressed you and took you to hospital and yu still unconscious...Lol

[H_O]

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UUUM WENDY--you never learn that you suppose to do it sideways on the bed
beside, to perform the roast duck thats the only way to do it --you every try the roast duck position?

[Wendy]

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LOL @ Neutral

H_ O .. no neva do di <span style="font-weight: bold">Roast Duck</span> but mi did try di <span style="font-weight: bold">Curry Fowl</span> positian wan time Yuh know dah wan dey?

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL @ Neutral

H_ O .. no neva do di <span style="font-weight: bold">Roast Duck</span> but mi did try di <span style="font-weight: bold">Curry Fowl</span> positian wan time Yuh know dah wan dey? </div></div> im embarrsed to say---Nooo...learn mi..

[Derek]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think they call it a <span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">vart</span></span>. </div></div>


I've never heard that before! (And I'm an authority on toilet humour.)

[Stormmey]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">UUUM WENDY--you never learn that you suppose to do it sideways on the bed
beside, to perform the roast duck thats the only way to do it --you every try the roast duck position? </div></div>

Here's some more for you Mr. expert....

Spoon
Jackhammer
<span style="font-weight: bold">Lotus</span>.....
acrobat

H.O. careful u doan get penile fracture and end up a emergency

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think they call it a vart. </div></div>

There`s a Dutch soccer player named van Der Vaart. But is very good, better than what his name suggests.

[Q3210]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">UUUM WENDY--you never learn that you suppose to do it sideways on the bed
beside, to perform the roast duck thats the only way to do it --you every try the roast duck position? </div></div>

Here's some more for you Mr. expert....

Spoon
Jackhammer
<span style="font-weight: bold">Lotus</span>.....
acrobat

H.O. careful u doan get penile fracture and end up a emergency </div></div>

Nuhbaddy cant seh dem never do it doggy style.
No response will suggest the affirmative.

[Pepper]

Re: embarrassing sexual moments

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Pepper</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think they call it a <span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">vart</span></span>. </div></div>


I've never heard that before! (And I'm an authority on toilet humour.)
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:dabbing the corner of my eyes:

What a proud moment for me....Derek that term is waaay old.