After eight and a half years of living alone I have finally decided to shack up with a woman.
No more pizza boxes piled up on the living room floor, no more hair left in the sink after I am done shaving, no more control over the TV clicker, no more going #2 with the bathroom door wide open.
Now there will be two cars in the driveway to wash.
No more pizza boxes piled up on the living room floor, no more hair left in the sink after I am done shaving, no more control over the TV clicker, no more going #2 with the bathroom door wide open.

Now there will be two cars in the driveway to wash.

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