So you've secured that all important internet date,..here's some tips derek
Dab some cologne on your interface,then phone for a device driver,or jump on your trojan horse,when you get to the venue get a table by the window,make sure you follow the right protocol,give her time to read the menu,if you're having an affair look around for spyware.
don't drink too much firewire,you don't want a floppy,.....next take her to your ip address,put on some audio or watch a cable, then lead her up to your rom,make sure you've got clean spreadsheet,she may not be wi-fi material but you may still want a ram.
To get her in the mood gently tweak her bios,moving slowly down her software,.....at this point you may find you have a very impressive hard drive,don't get it in your zip.
Make sure you're in safe mode before downloading your application,you certainly don't want any attachments,or worst.......a nasty virus.
Don't leave any incriminating evidence in the trashcan,the wife could do a full recovery,
if you put your hard disk into her partition when not in safe mode she may upload unwanted data...and you find that your files have been copied,...if this happens you may want to abort,.or ignore....I suggest you delete your memory and run .
Dab some cologne on your interface,then phone for a device driver,or jump on your trojan horse,when you get to the venue get a table by the window,make sure you follow the right protocol,give her time to read the menu,if you're having an affair look around for spyware.
don't drink too much firewire,you don't want a floppy,.....next take her to your ip address,put on some audio or watch a cable, then lead her up to your rom,make sure you've got clean spreadsheet,she may not be wi-fi material but you may still want a ram.
To get her in the mood gently tweak her bios,moving slowly down her software,.....at this point you may find you have a very impressive hard drive,don't get it in your zip.
Make sure you're in safe mode before downloading your application,you certainly don't want any attachments,or worst.......a nasty virus.
Don't leave any incriminating evidence in the trashcan,the wife could do a full recovery,
if you put your hard disk into her partition when not in safe mode she may upload unwanted data...and you find that your files have been copied,...if this happens you may want to abort,.or ignore....I suggest you delete your memory and run .
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