Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank you Quodlibet

Another question

Did missionaries invent the missionary position? </div></div>dat mighta been the Salvation Army

[Jazz]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quodlibet</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">yes I have a question

is christian sex different than non christian sex?

I mean do they just keep it missionary? </div></div>

'Ello ma'am tonks for 'oldin - HO is oddawise hoccupied so mi sneak inna di studio room...

To hansa your questian - YES - Christian sex is much different dan non Christian sex.

For example - on the sub topic of confusian:

If she is not a Christian an she bawl out Jeezas - yu dun know seh yu a fling it di right way
If she is a Christian an she bawl out Jeezas - yu haffi check if she ketch inna spirit during di duugu duugu
If di two a unnu a Christian an she bawl out Jeezas - jus bawl out Yes LORD an gwaan work it - yu wi get forgive one way or di eddah </div></div>

BOADWL!!!!! - I love it

As yuh talk bout dat - one of my male friends who is married but cheat pon him wife at every turn did ah tell mi wan story bout when he was a young man... raised God fearing and whatnot

Him ketch a piece offa wan girl @ him high school and she stawt bawl out during the act and say

&quot;Oh God please don;t let him stop ****ing me&quot;

Him say him was so friten him swear God was gonna strike dem dung - him peter jus shrivel up sed time an she laugh him to scorn an tell everybody at school say him was a non-starter...

Mi tell him say if him nevva lose that healthy fear of God him would not be the adulterer that he is today

[H_O]

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shrivel up..Jazz yu crack mi up...

[quodlibet]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank you Quodlibet

Another question

Did missionaries invent the missionary position? </div></div>

(Ahem)

Kia, thank you for that question - you ask mi fi di history so mi haffi speaky spokie...

I consulted with some people on the board who will remain nameless, and they suggested that many people don't know, but the Saint Matthew of the good book inspired the missionary position.

You see, he went from collecting taxes to writing about Jesus saying &quot;blessed are the poor&quot; - and either way di poor people dem still end up get scr...d

Now if you ask me, I believe the missionaries invented the position out of necessity. I think they went to India, and got inspired by the Kama Sutra &amp; Yoga. Unfortunately their poor bodies were not ready for the stress, and many a back got thrown out. As a consolation, they had to resort to the basics...

I know this was a little bookish, but you ask for di history... good one!

[quodlibet]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
BOADWL!!!!! - I love it

As yuh talk bout dat - one of my male friends who is married but cheat pon him wife at every turn did ah tell mi wan story bout when he was a young man... raised God fearing and whatnot

Him ketch a piece offa wan girl @ him high school and she stawt bawl out during the act and say

&quot;Oh God please don;t let him stop ****ing me&quot;

Him say him was so friten him swear God was gonna strike dem dung - him peter jus shrivel up sed time an she laugh him to scorn an tell everybody at school say him was a non-starter...

Mi tell him say if him nevva lose that healthy fear of God him would not be the adulterer that he is today </div></div>

Its clear he was not a man of faith. A man of faith would have interpreted that as a divine mission, and not stop until she confirm that her prayers were answered.

[H_O]

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or the devil woulda tek over an he give har even harder

[Jazz]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">shrivel up..Jazz yu crack mi up... </div></div>

That is the scientific term is it not?

[Jazz]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quodlibet</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Thank you Quodlibet

Another question

Did missionaries invent the missionary position? </div></div>

(Ahem)

Kia, thank you for that question - you ask mi fi di history so mi haffi speaky spokie...

I consulted with some people on the board who will remain nameless, and they suggested that many people don't know, but the Saint Matthew of the good book inspired the missionary position.

You see, he went from collecting taxes to writing about Jesus saying &quot;blessed are the poor&quot; - and either way di poor people dem still end up get scr...d

Now if you ask me, I believe the missionaries invented the position out of necessity. I think they went to India, and got inspired by the Kama Sutra &amp; Yoga. Unfortunately their poor bodies were not ready for the stress, and many a back got thrown out. As a consolation, they had to resort to the basics...

I know this was a little bookish, but you ask for di history... good one! </div></div>

You are on a roll!!

[Jazz]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Quodlibet</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
BOADWL!!!!! - I love it

As yuh talk bout dat - one of my male friends who is married but cheat pon him wife at every turn did ah tell mi wan story bout when he was a young man... raised God fearing and whatnot

Him ketch a piece offa wan girl @ him high school and she stawt bawl out during the act and say

&quot;Oh God please don;t let him stop ****ing me&quot;

Him say him was so friten him swear God was gonna strike dem dung - him peter jus shrivel up sed time an she laugh him to scorn an tell everybody at school say him was a non-starter...

Mi tell him say if him nevva lose that healthy fear of God him would not be the adulterer that he is today </div></div>

Its clear he was not a man of faith. A man of faith would have interpreted that as a divine mission, and not stop until she confirm that her prayers were answered. </div></div>

I ARE WEAK!!!!!!

I'll be sure to share this insight with him...

[H_O]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: H_O</div><div class="ubbcode-body">shrivel up..Jazz yu crack mi up... </div></div>

That is the scientific term is it not? </div></div>

I think the scientific term would be EM- Erectile Malfuntion

[Wendy]

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Quodlibet a kill mi Dis yah tread mek mi BOAL soh til

[H_O]

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Alrighty folllllks,,,we Have Wendy on the air
go ahead...

[Derek]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
is christian sex different than non christian sex?</div></div>

A Somalian woman once asked me: 'Is it true that western people don't wash before they have sex?'

[Suesumba]

Re: Wednesday nite sex chat--lines are open

unnu is in fine form

[H_O]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Derek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
is christian sex different than non christian sex?</div></div>

A Somalian woman once asked me: 'Is it true that western people don't wash before they have sex?'

</div></div>shoulda aks har if all Somalian ooman have been circumsised