Open Letters

[Skelly]

Dear ______,

It's been a while. I hope all is well. I just wanted to let you know that I think you should have a doctor look at your thingie. I don't think it was the alcohol that caused your limpness....twice.

All the best,

Skelly.

[Skelly]

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Dear ____,

I know you stole my black tube top. I have searched everywhere and I cannot find another like it. I want it back.

Skelly.

[Skelly]

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Dear ____,

You really appear socially awkward when you drink. Please don't do it.


Regards,

Skelly.

[Peasie]

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Dear Skelly,

Oh, that was your black tube top? I thought it was a, um, rooster clamp, to help with my limp thingy. It didn't even fit then

Regards,

_______

[Skelly]

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BOAL!

[diabolical_Tanya]

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ohhhhh I like this

[Tulip]

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Dear Skelly,

I stole the tube top from Peasie. Now that I got my good strapless bra, all is well. I wear it with my baby phat jean shorts so thanks

[diabolical_Tanya]

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Dear Skelly and Tulip,

The 80's called they want their tube top back

Sincerely

Oracle of the 80's

[Nunya]

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Dear Oracle,

Neo is looking for you.

Regards,
Mr. Smith

[Wendy]

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Dear Nunya,

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… great smile… tantalizing walk… long sexy legs. . You are so hot.

Sincerely, Enough about me

[R_C]

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Dear __________,

Thanks for a wonderful time last night. I have some bad news however. I am actually not Willie Nelson.

Have a great day !

[DearK]

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[quodlibet]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Peasie</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dear Skelly,

Oh, that was your black tube top? I thought it was a, um, rooster clamp, to help with my limp thingy. It didn't even fit then

Regards,

_______ </div></div>


brap brap!!

[quodlibet]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dear __________,

Thanks for a wonderful time last night. I have some bad news however. I am actually not Willie Nelson.

Have a great day ! </div></div>

Dear Willie,

Thats ok, before my operation I had enough willie for both of us...

Have a great day!

[quodlibet]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Dear Nunya,

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… great smile… tantalizing walk… long sexy legs. . You are so hot.

Sincerely, Enough about me
</div></div>

Dear Wendy

Now if we could do something bout the pedicurist you have been avoiding for 20 years...

Sincerely,
Nunya