DRAAAW mah!

[CyberPhobic]

My friend Alexis is approximately 25 and has been dating har boyfren, Eric (26 yr ole) for the lass 5 years.

Dem come from one a di islands inna di French Caribbean, but now live in France. She is blok and him is Injian.

Ennyway, shi always a struggle widdim family becaus him madda keep saying that shi can do much betta dan her cauz shi is too blok feem, and him sista dem always a try fi introduce him to dem frens for him cute and shood fine smaddy else.

Incidentally, her madda and fi him madda went to the same high school inna har country and knew each other well. Since dem chilldren stawt date, each madda a defenn dem own chile suh nuh get along no more.

Fast forward, dem got engaged lass month.

[CyberPhobic]

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The two a dem decide fi go on wid dem lives together because dem love each other.

Lass week, the two sista dem come to visit and they went to the supamawkit. Alexis was trying tuh get some fruits and di big sista (Hope) a hug up Eric. Den all of a sudden shi stawt rub har bradda chest and a feel up him nipple, right in front of Alexis, suh shi said jokingly, "stop feel up mi bwoyfren". Hope was like "don't tell me what I can and cannot do with my bradda".

Har younga sista (Faith) overheard and strutted ova (inna di supamawkit ennuh) and said to Alexis, "excuse me missy watch youself and don't lose yuhself. How dare you tell my sista nuffi touch har bradda?"

Alexis was like ==> Calm dung sista gurl, it is NOT that serrius, mi juss nuh like har a rub up, rub up him titttie dem in fronta mi dem kynda ways dere, for dat nuh nawrmal".

[CyberPhobic]

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Faith stawtid to hyperventilate wid anger. Shi say "Gyal wha yuh say? How yuh mean dat nuh nawmal? You wanna kno what nuh nawmal? Yuh tryna hook up wid smaddy who is not inna your league. My bradda is trading down and everybady tink him can do betta dan yuh and yuh need fi guh find smaddy else."

Alexis said "Ohhhh, suh dat is di problem den? Mi nuh bizniz wha yuh waah sey, mi love Eric and him love mi suh you and yuh bad breed fambily can put dat inna unnoo pipe and smoke away".

Faith then went ovah to Eric and grabbed him butt, as a woman would do to har bwoyfren and kiss him pan him lip dem.

Alexis naily drap dung. Shi say a WHEDIHELLYAAHDO? Shi spin roun and Faith. Hope jump pan Alexis and Eric jump infronta dem, grab Alexis inna him arms anda chry fi stop Faith and Hope from hitting har.

Alexis was besides harself with anger. Eric was shocked and Faith and Hope were hurt.

[Nunya]

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Eric's a loser.

[CyberPhobic]

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Faith cuss Alexis and tell har sey a jealous shi jealous because fi har family is broken (her parents are in an on-again, off-again relationship and one of har brotha is a menace) and dem nuh kno how to love and show love tuh dem one anedda.

Alexis could not believe what shi was hearing and still believed dat Eric is mad fi a mekk har sista dem feel him up and kiss him like dat, suh in between har bawling shi cuss him and hawks him a wha di hell kynda family dat him come from.

Ascarding tuh Eric, in dere family, it is not abnawrmal to grab butt, hug up tight and rub up dem wan anedda becauz a suh dem close as a family.

Him said dat di kissing pan di lips caught him off guard and him nuh kno where dat come from, but here dis, him neva tink di butt grabbing was any problem.

Wen di dust settled, Hope and Faith run guh tell dem madda bout di fight and dat was wen all hell bruk loose.

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Eric's a loser. </div></div>

OMG! Can you believe him?

Now check dis, him is the only boy inna him family - dem fadda dead, and him is wan a dem pretty bwoy types. Nuff ooman luv run dem hands chroo him hair and tell him how him fine.

Him treat har good otherwise, stuck up for her wen him madda acks a fool and always tell har that them love is between the two a dem suh shi should ignore him family, but dis new experience is weirding her out.

[CyberPhobic]

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Eric madda call him and cuss him and threaten fi cut him off ovah di fite.

Den, shi tekk up harself guh ovah Alexis madda yaad (inna di French Caribbean) guh cuss har like dawg and tell har sey is ovah har dead body Eric aguh marry Alexis.

Now, di laytest is dat shi cawl Eric and tell him sey him hear from people in har neighborhood dat Alexis grandfadda wurk witchcraft and dat him showed Alexis how fi tie man and dat is why him proposed tuh har. Shi sey shi have evidence and dat if him NUH leave har, someting bad is going to happen.

Well, guess what? All hoffa sudden, di ooman claim sey shi drap dung inna har house on Thurs and dey a hospital now bout har hawt a hot har. Doctah nuh kno wha wrang wid har - no diagnosis yet, but Eric is very worried. \o/

What a ooman wicked?

[Nunya]

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How can Alexis be dating someone for 5 years and only just now finding out about this 'closeness' between the siblings and prolly the mother too????

Maybe Alexis was just embarrassed that it was put on display in the store, cause if it's as 'normal' as Eric claims, I'm sure Alexis would have seen it before now...

So Alexis is a loser too.

[Nunya]

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You know, I remember reading something online where women were bemoaning the closeness between their boyfriends and their boyfriends' mothers... one story in particular:

Girl is hanging out with her guy at the pool at his parents house. His mother comes out to join them by sliding her legs over her son's shoulders (the girl and the guy were in the pool at the time).

The whole time the girl is there looking horrified while the son is acting like this is no big deal and the mother, sitting on her son's shoulders is running her fingers through his hair...

Now who here finds that normal??? I sure nuff thought that was some freaky sh*!

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How can Alexis be dating someone for 5 years and only just now finding out about this 'closeness' between the siblings and prolly the mother too????

Maybe Alexis was just embarrassed that it was put on display in the store, cause if it's as 'normal' as Eric claims, I'm sure Alexis would have seen it before now...

So Alexis is a loser too. </div></div>

Alexis nuh spen too much time round them but shi admit sey dem is a close set.

Shi sey wen shi tell Hope nuffi touch har man dat way inna di supamawkit it was jokingly but shi neva expect the odda sista fi guh grab him up and kiss him.

Mi nuh tink is becaus it was on display why shi reacted becaus nuhbaddy inna di store nuh kno dem but a juss becaus di odda sista turned it up a notch.

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You know, I remember reading something online where women were bemoaning the closeness between their boyfriends and their boyfriends' mothers... one story in particular:

Girl is hanging out with her guy at the pool at his parents house. His mother comes out to join them by sliding her legs over her son's shoulders (the girl and the guy were in the pool at the time).

The whole time the girl is there looking horrified while the son is acting like this is no big deal and the mother, sitting on her son's shoulders is running her fingers through his hair...

Now who here finds that normal??? I sure nuff thought that was some freaky sh*! </div></div>


Shi need a . Dat is juss some sick hawrse isht.

So many maddas are to be blamed for the way dem son behave dese days wedda it is wid dem gurlfren or dem ahem...boyfren.

[Nunya]

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I tell you dis: My son love fi kiss. Mi no knoa a whe im get dat from, cause mi is not de kissing sawt. But fram im a baby, im always a talk bout 'Gimmie kiss!'...

Speaking of, a jus whe night mi ask im what were his earliest memories, an im tel mi say im can remember getting scolded at pre kindergarten an being made to sit in the corner because he'd apparently kissed another little girl..

Back to story. Im no fraid fi hol mi han or throw im han roun mi neck even if wi deh a road or kiss mi pon mi cheek. A so im affectionate... Damn, I <span style="font-style: italic">really</span> doan knoa a whe im get dem trait deh fram...

BUT! He would never even think of grabbing my [censored], or me his. That's just all kinda ewwww....

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I tell you dis: My son love fi kiss. Mi no knoa a whe im get dat from, cause mi is not de kissing sawt. But fram im a baby, im always a talk bout 'Gimmie kiss!'...

Speaking of, a jus whe night mi ask im what were his earliest memories, an im tel mi say im can remember getting scolded at pre kindergarten an being made to sit in the corner because he'd apparently kissed another little girl..

Back to story. Im no fraid fi hol mi han or throw im han roun mi neck even if wi deh a road or kiss mi pon mi cheek. A so im affectionate... Damn, I <span style="font-style: italic">really</span> doan knoa a whe im get dem trait deh fram...

BUT! He would never even think of grabbing my [censored], or me his. That's just all kinda ewwww....

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Yuh seeet. A dat mi talkin bout. Madda and son, Fadda and dawta can show affection widdout di lewdness. Mi nuh kno how some peeple can find some of dem behavior acceptable at all, at all.

[Wendy]

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errrr.. shi really ago marrid inna dat deh family?
Now mi know when yuh a date smaddy fi 5 years it hard fi jus BRAPS and cawl aff engagement...but unda dese circumstance mi noh si how fi har life ago peaceful wid a whle tun load a family members cyaan stan har &quot;black bone.&quot; Wos lik how Eric noh seem like im a carry balls between im leg dem