Who really have di wikidiest slam?

[Wendy]

Rohan dating Jenny for 5 years. Both of them come from money people. The parents approve of the union because, after all, Jenny is from good stock and so is Rohan. The problem is Jenny noh do di ting right and Rohan a get bored. Rohan and im bredrin name Rocky always hang out in the Ghetto clubs to pick up “ghetto girls” for one nighters. Rohan believes in the saying that says, “ghetto girl have di wickedest slam”

Rohan go fall fi a ghetto girl name Cecilia. She put it on him bad. But he cannot be seen with her. Jenny in the meanwhile think Rohan is also boring in bed and seeks pleasure elsewhere. She finds herself enthralled with non other than Rocky. Rocky believe that Rohan head need to be checked cause Jenny rock im worl , spin im head and have im weak. The affair is secret for now…..

[Wendy]

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Rohan agreed to meet Cecelia for lunch and from there they will head off to the beach. Jenny told him she was going to be with her Dad helping him at the office. Rohan did not mind. While Rohan is off with Cecilia, Rocky calls him to confirm if they will be still meeting at the bar at 7 pm that evening. All is confirmed. Rocky hangs up the phone and then his door bell rang. He knew who was at the door so he was prepared. He is in boxers and shirtless. He opens the door and in saunters Jenny in her tight shorts and tank top.

Rocky confesses to her that he just spoke to Rohan. She asked where he was. He lied saying, he is at work. She shot back, “im jus fi deh a work cause dats all im good fah. Is a good ting im a money bway cause mi woulda dun lef im arredi”

Rocky asked, “how yuh know se him noh have odda woman?”
She replied mater of factly, “Well if he did, a noh nutten! Soon the odda ooman would be bored and lef im cause im cyaan do it right”

Rocky left the conversation at that and he and Jenny spent the day together - indoors.

[Wendy]

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Later in the evening Rohan and Cecilia were in their hotel recovering from a very active day. He noticed the time and told Cecilia he had to meet a friend at the bar. He threw $30,000 on the bed and told her she could go shopping the next day. Cecilia showed her appreciation him with a seductive smile. Rohan made it to the bar a head of time and ordered himself a cocktail drink while he waited fro Rock to show up. Few minutes Rocky showed up but he had a female companion with him. Rohan thought his drink must have been too strong because the female walking in with Rocky was Jenny.

“A weh di bombawt shi a do yah wid im?”, Rohan questioned “... a hope dis bredda yah neva tell har bout Cecilia enoh, arelse a worries tonight!”

Rocky and Jenny approached and greeted Rohan nonchalantly. With a puzzled look, Rohan asked for an explanation from his best friend why he was walking in with his girlfriend of 5 years. Jenny wasted no time in coming clean. She could not bare to hold the secret any longer. She wanted to sink the last dagger into Rohan’s chest.

“Look Rohan, I hate to tell yuh dis, but yuh an mi not going to work out. Rocky and I have been seeing each other for over 6 months now. It’s over between you and me.”

Rocky seemed to be OK with what Jenny had revealed. Rohan on the other hand was incensed. He reached in his pants waist and pulled out a licensed firearm and pointed it at Rocky.

“Hey yow, yuh tek big man fi fool? How yuh fi do mi dat Rocky? Yuh mek dis b*tch a come between yuh an mi, bredrin?”

Rocky seeing the gun pointed at him sensed his best friend’s anger and tried to get him to stay calm.

“Rohan, lowe it bredrin. Yuh know seh yuh noh inna Jenny anyway. Weh yuh a mek up nize ova dis fah? Puddung di gun my yute. It noh haffi en dis way”

Rohan raised his hand and squeezed the trigger…

[Wendy]

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A single bullet hits Rocky in his right arm. Rohan tries to get another shot off but is tackled by a stranger in the bar. As he goes down, a shot is fired aimlessly but finds a target. Jenny is hit in the stomach. Bleeding from his arm, Rocky rushes over to her and cradles her before she falls to the ground. Rocky was in horror as he watched Jenny’s eyes turn glossy and then slowly closes. Her lifeless body slumped in his arms.

Rocky is beside himself with grief. Rohan was disarmed and as if not to realize the carnage he had caused, he lunged at Rocky with his fist. Rocky darted out of his reach and soon others from the bar was again trying to contain Rohan. The police had been called to the scene. Before they arrived, the two began a verbal onslaught at each other.

“Yow punk! Yuh noh si yuh kill Jenny! Shi dead enoh! Yuh si if a neva wan ting, mi get a gun a rinse yuh out enoh bway! “

“Rinse out wah? Gwey! Yuh a fool! Yuh lucky yuh still stan up deh soh! Yuh shoulda get weh di b*tch get!”

“Goh scratch yuself **shole! Yuh noh know how fi tek care a business dats why Jenny come gi mi di wikiedest slam mi eva get inna mi life?! Believe dat!”

Rohan could not believe his ears. Never has Jenny rocked his world as his friend just calimed. His thoughts soon turned from how she could betray him to, why did she not make love to him the way she did with Rocky. It was too late to find out if she truly had sexual prowess. Her lifeless body was put in a body bag and carried off to the morgue. The police escorted Rohan away in handcuffs as soon as they secured the crime scene.

The next day Cecilia was out shopping, giddy with the prospect of meeting up with Rohan for another night of sex. She passes a lady selling the daily Gleaner outside the Amars Clothing Store. The headline caught her attention.

“Lady sell mi wan a di Gleaner yuh have deh”

She picks up the Gleaner and to the right was a picture with the name Rohan Mcleod captioned below. The headline read: <span style="font-weight: bold">WHO REALLY HAVE DI WIKIDIEST SLAM</span>?” She continued to read the article under his photo.

<span style="font-style: italic">Son of prominent Business man, Stanley Mcleod, was arrested and charge with murder and aggravated assault at the Western End Bar and Tavern Friday night. Witnesses say, a brawl broke out between the accused, his friend and a female over a love triangle. A gun was drawn and the accused shot and killed the woman who has been confirmed to be his girlfriend and wounded his best friend in the brawl. A Half-Way-Tree police spokesperson is reporting that the love triangle began when Rohan Mcleod and his girlfriend went in search of the “wikidiest slam</span>.”

Cecelia dropped the news paper at her feet.

[FrenchTickla]

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good one wendy. mi glad a story caw mi did bout fi bawl bout how people so wicked and foofool

[Tulip]

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I enjoyed reading it too. Good job Wendy.

Jenny and Rocky did both lose their whole minds at the same time? Walking up in West End Bar and Tavern arm in arm to meet Rohan? Powder keg!

[kia027]

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Great story Wendy and proof that Rohan was not a real man.. settling disputes with gunshot is not the way to go!

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: FrenchTickla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">good one wendy. mi glad a story caw mi did bout fi bawl bout how people so wicked and foofool </div></div>
hehhehee.. A story it is but this can very well be reality. Some man usually think wid di wrang head

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I enjoyed reading it too. Good job Wendy.

Jenny and Rocky did both lose their whole minds at the same time? Walking up in West End Bar and Tavern arm in arm to meet Rohan? Powder keg!
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Rocky had to have known that Rohan owns a firearm and probably may have thought he was the type to use it. Maybe dats why dem choose fi do inna di bar wid witnesses?? Lawd what a pieca a calamity \o/

[Wendy]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Great story Wendy and proof that Rohan was not a real man.. settling disputes with gunshot is not the way to go! </div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">E-G-O. </span>Would have better if im lowe dem. He wasn't satisfied with her anyway. What was di point eeh?

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeNdY</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I enjoyed reading it too. Good job Wendy.

Jenny and Rocky did both lose their whole minds at the same time? Walking up in West End Bar and Tavern arm in arm to meet Rohan? Powder keg!
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Rocky had to have known that Rohan owns a firearm and probably may have thought he was the type to use it. Maybe dats why dem choose fi do inna di bar wid witnesses?? Lawd what a pieca a calamity \o/ </div></div>

Jenny had to know he had a firearm too after 5 years together. Now, I can see how breaking up in a public place wearing kevlar might be a good idea lol.

But never, ever bring the other person to a break up especially if it is the person's best friend. I mean really I probably would not shoot nobody, but I can guarantee you there would be a fight.

[Wendy]

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Ri real...dat is what yuh call brazen