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BED OF NAILS? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
Mi fren (marrid fi likkle unda a year) tell mi bout dat. When mi tell har fi come awwffa di fone an guh powda har man, shi sey shi nuh inna nuh hurry for shi will be "sleeping on a bed of nails tinite". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
As kawrdin to har, har husban tunn him back gi har moyse a di time inna di bed, an act like him bex widd har. Shi tried to chanjj har routine and try fi engage him more inna bedroom antics an nutt'n nuh chanjj. Him neva use tuh do dat befo dem marrid, an a him di eagah fi get hitched. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]
Shi talk tuh him an everyting an him sey nutt'n nuh wrang. Shi sey everyting fine wen it is suh shi nuh undastan whattagwaaning. Shi sey even awwfta dem ehhh-ehhh, him wi plant a ice-cole kiss an roll ovah. She sey him like fi guh inna di bed guh read, suh sometime shi wi guh bed earlier juss suh shi can cuddle etc., but him dis roll ovah, tunn awwf di lite an sey G'nite. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
Shi sey shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka shi nuh kno if a reggulah sint'n whe gwaaan wid edder peeps and plus shi nuh waahfi paint a bad picture hoff him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Nung since mi is a ooman whe nuh powdah wan man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] mi nuh run inna dem dey type a tings dey, suh ennybady evah hear bout dis?
Mi fren (marrid fi likkle unda a year) tell mi bout dat. When mi tell har fi come awwffa di fone an guh powda har man, shi sey shi nuh inna nuh hurry for shi will be "sleeping on a bed of nails tinite". [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
As kawrdin to har, har husban tunn him back gi har moyse a di time inna di bed, an act like him bex widd har. Shi tried to chanjj har routine and try fi engage him more inna bedroom antics an nutt'n nuh chanjj. Him neva use tuh do dat befo dem marrid, an a him di eagah fi get hitched. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]
Shi talk tuh him an everyting an him sey nutt'n nuh wrang. Shi sey everyting fine wen it is suh shi nuh undastan whattagwaaning. Shi sey even awwfta dem ehhh-ehhh, him wi plant a ice-cole kiss an roll ovah. She sey him like fi guh inna di bed guh read, suh sometime shi wi guh bed earlier juss suh shi can cuddle etc., but him dis roll ovah, tunn awwf di lite an sey G'nite. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]
Shi sey shi nuh kno whaffi do, sayka shi nuh kno if a reggulah sint'n whe gwaaan wid edder peeps and plus shi nuh waahfi paint a bad picture hoff him. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Nung since mi is a ooman whe nuh powdah wan man [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img] mi nuh run inna dem dey type a tings dey, suh ennybady evah hear bout dis?
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