A lady wnt into a pharmacy 2 buy sum cyanide. D pharmacist askd,"Why do u need cyanide!?" D lady replied, "2 poison my husband." D pharmacist's eyes got big n he exclaimed, "I cant give u cyanide 2 kill ur husband! Thats against d law!They'll throw us both in jail! U CANNOT hav any cyanide!" D lady reached in her purse n pulled out a pic of her husband in bed with d pharmacist's wife. D pharmacist looked at d pic n replied,"Well now thats diff. U didnt tell me u had a prescription.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A lady wnt into a pharmacy 2 buy sum cyanide. D pharmacist askd,"Why do u need cyanide!?" D lady replied, "2 poison my husband." D pharmacist's eyes got big n he exclaimed, "I cant give u cyanide 2 kill ur husband! Thats against d law!They'll throw us both in jail! U CANNOT hav any cyanide!" D lady reached in her purse n pulled out a pic of her husband in bed with d pharmacist's wife. D pharmacist looked at d pic n replied,"Well now thats diff. U didnt tell me u had a prescription. </div></div>
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