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so ne a oonuh ever ketch parent a gi bun wen oonuh did likkle? did u tell? wah bout now as an adult if u ketch u parent a gi bun would u tell?
ok mi madda gimme a joke recently and mi have to share
wen she was small she used to go a mi granny best fren yard go play wid her kids.
one day she say she go up deh and di yard quiet quiet and the house lack up and she no see none a di kids. she thought it was strange but never mek it bother her. choo a she one mi granny did have at the time an she want di ramping she decided to sit on the veranda and wait till the family come back. she assumed dem did gone somweh and goodly soon come
so she sitdung pan veranda a wait. she say while she waiting she hear likkle noise in the house and she hear bed a squeek. being and innocent little naive child (maybe bout 8 0r 9) so she never really penny it. she sat dung same way a wait pan her playmates to come home
so after a while the side door buss and her STEPFADDA walk out. him no see her sitting there. him go under the lime tree and pick off some leaves and use dem wash him hands ( i wonder wat the lime bush do 
) ne ways...after him done wash him hands him walk round to the front now and see har pan the veranda....she say di man fighten is a shame......in her mind she knew wat went down and she was so shocked dat her modda best friend a do dat but she never say a word to her mom cus she never want cause no mischief/ problems with the adults.
so a next time after dat now... mi granny gone a market go sell tings. dem did have a pig and di pig just have babies. mom say she see di matey dat a mi granny best friend come to the house and her step fadda give her one of the piglets.
so wen mi granny come home from market she miss one a di pig so she ask where is the pig. the step fada say him dont know. so dem start hunt dung the bushes etc a look fi di pig. my mom say she was there pee pee cluck cluck inna di bush wid dem a look fi di pig to
mi say she and dat step fadda need a rahtid lick
it wasnt till years later after mi granny and di man leff dat mom told her these tings
the man did eventually leff mi granny and go deh wid the next woman. just dis week we was talking to granny and she a tell we say stepfada sick and a walk wid stick now and him and di woman leff. him go baptize and go a church and she decide say she nah marrid him so now him move back gone dung a fi him yard by himself. 
dats so sad. and him is such a nice man u see. all these yrs we still had a good relationship. him still come look fi mi granny etc etc etc.
ok mi madda gimme a joke recently and mi have to share
wen she was small she used to go a mi granny best fren yard go play wid her kids.
one day she say she go up deh and di yard quiet quiet and the house lack up and she no see none a di kids. she thought it was strange but never mek it bother her. choo a she one mi granny did have at the time an she want di ramping she decided to sit on the veranda and wait till the family come back. she assumed dem did gone somweh and goodly soon come
so she sitdung pan veranda a wait. she say while she waiting she hear likkle noise in the house and she hear bed a squeek. being and innocent little naive child (maybe bout 8 0r 9) so she never really penny it. she sat dung same way a wait pan her playmates to come home
so after a while the side door buss and her STEPFADDA walk out. him no see her sitting there. him go under the lime tree and pick off some leaves and use dem wash him hands
( i wonder wat the lime bush do ) ne ways...after him done wash him hands him walk round to the front now and see har pan the veranda....she say di man fighten is a shame......in her mind she knew wat went down and she was so shocked dat her modda best friend a do dat but she never say a word to her mom cus she never want cause no mischief/ problems with the adults.so a next time after dat now... mi granny gone a market go sell tings. dem did have a pig and di pig just have babies. mom say she see di matey dat a mi granny best friend come to the house and her step fadda give her one of the piglets.
so wen mi granny come home from market she miss one a di pig so she ask where is the pig. the step fada say him dont know. so dem start hunt dung the bushes etc a look fi di pig. my mom say she was there pee pee cluck cluck inna di bush wid dem a look fi di pig to
mi say she and dat step fadda need a rahtid lick
it wasnt till years later after mi granny and di man leff dat mom told her these tings
the man did eventually leff mi granny and go deh wid the next woman. just dis week we was talking to granny and she a tell we say stepfada sick and a walk wid stick now and him and di woman leff. him go baptize and go a church and she decide say she nah marrid him
so now him move back gone dung a fi him yard by himself. dats so sad. and him is such a nice man u see. all these yrs we still had a good relationship. him still come look fi mi granny etc etc etc.
is a sad story when u tink bout it~
Like those parents who get flirty at their kids' sporting events. Even if the kids dont catch on, the other parents do!!
and though vibrant and living on her own with 2 dogs, she's had 2 recent falls
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