Two black women...

[Nunya]

... were on the subway. There was plans to go out. But one kept insisting that the other go home and bathe first. The other kept insisting that she was fine. She would just find a bathroom and freshen up...

The first one lost patience and said: "Lawd man yuh need fi bade cawse yuh stink like chink!"

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A group of Asian girls were near by and heard this. And they turned on the black woman. Dem cuss har so til she an har fren haffi cum affa de train before dem reach dem stop.

Den hear har har nuh: "Mi neva know say mi coulda fraida Chiney people..."

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[kia027]

Re: Two black women...

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[Boopie2]

Re: Two black women...

At least some of them smell like garlic and onions not chit like this lady's friend. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Two black women...

huh?

[Boopie2]

Re: Two black women...

Oh Nunya forget it. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] You haven't smelled how some have garlic and onions on their breaths and hung in their clothes. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

OH Nunya I thought you typed Chit instead of Chink. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Two black women...

Flippin heck, that's not what she meant!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

chink = bed bug.

[Boopie2]

Re: Two black women...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Flippin heck, that's not what she meant!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

chink = bed bug. </div></div>

Bed Bug? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] Around here that's what they call Chinese people.

Are you sure you have the right term, cause I've never heard of someone say "EWWWWW you smell like a bed bug". Well maybe a Stink bug! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

What was wrong with the first woman no way would I come from work and try to go party anywhere without going home and taking a bath and putting on fresh clothes.

[Fyah]

Re: Two black women...

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @ the joke, the jokea and the people who didn't <span style='font-family: Arial Black'>geddit. </span>

Things I always do:

1) Look around my diverse subway to ensure that no foreigner would be offended by my Jamaican terms. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/tired.gif[/img]

2) Remember that when sharing my daily subway experiences, keep in mind that this place reeks with (((non-jamaicans))), thus, explain <span style='font-family: Arial Black'>the joke </span> beforehand since they won't <span style='font-family: Arial Black'>geddit </span> . [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

[Boopie2]

Re: Two black women...

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[Serenity82]

Re: Two black women...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... were on the subway. There was plans to go out. But one kept insisting that the other go home and bathe first. The other kept insisting that she was fine. She would just find a bathroom and freshen up...

The first one lost patience and said: "Lawd man yuh need fi bade cawse yuh stink like chink!"

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A group of Asian s were near by and heard this. And they turned on the black woman. Dem cuss har so til she an har fren haffi cum affa de train before dem reach dem stop.

Den hear har har nuh: "Mi neva know say mi coulda fraida Chiney people..."

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Which city was this in? They really cussed? Usually, only the ghetto or very low class Chinese do that. How did they understand the patwa?

[Serenity82]

Re: Two black women...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Flippin heck, that's not what she meant!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

chink = bed bug. </div></div>

I never heard of that.

[Suesumba]

Re: Two black women...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">... A group of Asian girls were near by and heard this. And they turned on the black woman. Dem cuss har so til she an har fren haffi cum affa de train before dem reach dem stop. [image]Den hear har har nuh: "Mi neva know say mi coulda fraida Chiney people..."

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dem fi stawt cuss dem fi call dem "missa chin and chin chin" and dem ting deh tu. it's so annoying. and i'm not even chinese.

[halfwaytree]

Re: Two black women...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Flippin heck, that's not what she meant!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

chink = bed bug. </div></div>

I never heard of that. </div></div>

Yes man, Chink = Bed Bug

This is too funny. When cultures collide who knows what is gonna happen. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[ZaraJah]

Re: Two black women...

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Serenity82</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> How did they understand the patwa? </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] Good question.

If they were Chinese-Jamaicans they would know that chink being used in that context was not meant to be derogatory, but actually do mean bed bug.

If they weren't, how did they understand patois to that level that they not only fronted two black women on the subway, but drove them off before they even reached their stop? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]

That's funny but way too hard for me to swallow. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Nunya]

Re: Two black women...

Well go ahead and spit then [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

Many non-Jamaicans (especially in certain parts of TO where this occured) understand enough patois to follow a conversation. But ano every Jamaican word is in everyday use wid Jamaicans.

I would think chink would be one of those words.