Walk out pan a date yet?
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Alice met him chree weeks aguh and dem exchange numbas. Him cawl her often and dem have long chats into di night, but chroo shi had was tuh travel fi wurk, shi cood'n meet up wid him agen til Friday nite when dem plan to grab a meal and a movie.
Shi sey dat wen him arrived shi cood'n believe sey him did not mekk enny effort to dress like him aguh meet smaddy. Him chat bout dis and dat and was not remotely intrestid in wat shi had to sey. Him nuh look like di way shi rememba and was not feeling him at all. Shi tried tuh distant harself but him jussa a push up pan har and a mekk har feel uncomfortable, and it was not only because him neva mekk it pan di "look good" chart nigh dah. Awfta dem spenn bout half hour inna Times Sq. catching up shi did not like di fact that him was "all hands", love grab har hand, hug up and touch-up, touch-up, tuh much and juss wantid out.
Shi sey di plan was to tekk di express train uptown suh wen dem get pan di train, shi stan up a di door while him guh into di train and right before di door shut, shi slip off and jump pan di local train, get off a 59th street and guh bout har bizniz.
Shi leff him pandi train tuh baxide and nuh hear fran him since.
A wikkid shi wikkid? What unno tink? Wat yooda do?
Why and how you dweet?
Alice met him chree weeks aguh and dem exchange numbas. Him cawl her often and dem have long chats into di night, but chroo shi had was tuh travel fi wurk, shi cood'n meet up wid him agen til Friday nite when dem plan to grab a meal and a movie.
Shi sey dat wen him arrived shi cood'n believe sey him did not mekk enny effort to dress like him aguh meet smaddy. Him chat bout dis and dat and was not remotely intrestid in wat shi had to sey. Him nuh look like di way shi rememba and was not feeling him at all. Shi tried tuh distant harself but him jussa a push up pan har and a mekk har feel uncomfortable, and it was not only because him neva mekk it pan di "look good" chart nigh dah. Awfta dem spenn bout half hour inna Times Sq. catching up shi did not like di fact that him was "all hands", love grab har hand, hug up and touch-up, touch-up, tuh much and juss wantid out.

Shi sey di plan was to tekk di express train uptown suh wen dem get pan di train, shi stan up a di door while him guh into di train and right before di door shut, shi slip off and jump pan di local train, get off a 59th street and guh bout har bizniz.

Shi leff him pandi train tuh baxide and nuh hear fran him since.
A wikkid shi wikkid? What unno tink? Wat yooda do?
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