Thursday jokes, come man, share

[sistactry]

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The Jamaican government recently made an announcement to pay men with 5 children and above, 1 million dollars monthly salaries.

A man heard the news and said to his wife, "honey, mi did have a next pickney wid me girl fren. Me a go bring him suh wi add him to fi wi four, mek five, soh me can get de million dollar salary".

The wife went silent, so off he went.

When the man returned with his "outside" child, he only saw one of those he left at home. He then said to his wife, "a weh de rest a mi pickney dem deh". The wife replied, "a nuh you alone hear de news. Dem father hear de news too and come fi dem".

[sistactry]

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A guy decided to tell his girlfriend about his small penis. In the dark he took it out, put it in her hand and waited for her reaction. She said : no thanks, I don't smoke.

[sistactry]

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Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only
woman he's screwed is our maid." "Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the
medic soothed. "Get him in here right away ... and I'll take care of him."

"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man
admitted, " I think my wife now has it too."

"Son of a [censored]!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

[sistactry]

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Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."

[missus_vegas]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sex FACTS according to your sign:

TAURUS- Are Professionals at sex.

LIBRA- The best lovers.


Which 1 are u??? </div></div>
me =Taurus mr v =libra

[missus_vegas]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A guy decided to tell his girlfriend about his small penis. In the dark he took it out, put it in her hand and waited for her reaction. She said : no thanks, I don't smoke.

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BOALAPUMS

[sistactry]

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
... mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

[sistactry]

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me done fe now, gone a me bed,

[kia027]

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thanks for sharing them Auntie Ctry

[Peasie]

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this one

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The Jamaican government recently made an announcement to pay men with 5 children and above, 1 million dollars monthly salaries.

A man heard the news and said to his wife, &quot;honey, mi did have a next pickney wid me girl fren. Me a go bring him suh wi add him to fi wi four, mek five, soh me can get de million dollar salary&quot;.

The wife went silent, so off he went.

When the man returned with his &quot;outside&quot; child, he only saw one of those he left at home. He then said to his wife, &quot;a weh de rest a mi pickney dem deh&quot;. The wife replied, &quot;a nuh you alone hear de news. Dem father hear de news too and come fi dem&quot;.
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[sistactry]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sex FACTS according to your sign:
ARIES- know how to suck everything.
TAURUS- Are Professionals at sex.
GEMINIS- the most obsessed about sex.
CANCER- make you hot and excite you to the maximum.
LEO- the only sign that can make you touch the sky.
VIRGO- The sweetest in bed and the best.
LIBRA- The best lovers.
SCORPIO- sex, sex n more sex.
SAGITTARIUS- will try anything.
CAPRICORN- will devour you in bed.
AQUARIUS- will do anything in bed.
PISCES- will make you hot, excite you and have various ways of doing it.

Which 1 are u??? </div></div>

according to dis, everybody good inna bed,

<span style="font-weight: bold">VIRGO- The sweetest in bed and the best.
</span>


but i am the BEST...............

[missus_vegas]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SistaCtry</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sex FACTS according to your sign:
ARIES- know how to suck everything.
TAURUS- Are Professionals at sex.
GEMINIS- the most obsessed about sex.
CANCER- make you hot and excite you to the maximum.
LEO- the only sign that can make you touch the sky.
VIRGO- The sweetest in bed and the best.
LIBRA- The best lovers.
SCORPIO- sex, sex n more sex.
SAGITTARIUS- will try anything.
CAPRICORN- will devour you in bed.
AQUARIUS- will do anything in bed.
PISCES- will make you hot, excite you and have various ways of doing it.

Which 1 are u??? </div></div>

according to dis, everybody good inna bed,

<span style="font-weight: bold">VIRGO- The sweetest in bed and the best.
</span>


but i am the BEST............... </div></div>

nope nope u r wrong it didnt say everybody good take a look at the following


ARIES- know how to suck everything.

GEMINIS- the most obsessed about sex.
.

SCORPIO- sex, sex n more sex.
SAGITTARIUS- will try anything.

AQUARIUS- will do anything in bed.


those dont necessarily mean they are good at wat the doing

[sistactry]

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a true eno, woooieeee, the SWEETEST and the BEST --- woooeeee, bigup all VIRGOS.... whooahhh

de one who luvvv suck, may all a suck de bedpost,
who can obsess wid sex no mean dem can do it good
who can devour you, i mean we all like food, or as jcan would say fish, but a good daggering no have a ting fe do wid devour, right??
professionals at sex - wha dat mean? dem study it - dat no mean dem can do it
makes u hot and excite you, ok, and den wha???
the best lovers - wha dat mean, fish again?
sex sex and more sex - yeah but wha kinna sex, boring sex is dere to right
will try anything - raaa, no bra, a no everything me we try :shameonu:
will do anything in bed - anything?? sleep maybe
makes me hot - and den wha