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We asked a number of jam.com ladies which of our urbane, handsome, British-based posters would be the most fun.
What we didn’t mention was the fact that 20 jam.com women were recently treated to all-expenses paid trips to meet these two cool dudes. The results may shock and surprise you and leave you wondering why any woman would dine with a man with a peanut head (© Donnika) or a man with a square head, but this THE TRUTH!!!
Appearance
Newtral turned up in well-cut Armani suits while Derek appeared in flared trousers with his underpants on his head. Although Newt looked sharp, the ladies admired Derek’s outstanding sense of humour.
Points: Newtral 4 Derek 3
Drinks venue
Newtral took the ladies to a posh wine bar in central London. Derek chose the black man’s pub in the ghetto area of Peckham. At the wine bar, the ladies felt uncomfortable being the only black person in there, but at Derek’s chosen haunt, they were pleased they could order a Red Stripe, cos badwod and feel no way.
Points: Newtral 5 Derek 3
Dinner
Newtral took the ladies to Chez Equine, a noted Michelin-star French restaurant. Derek chose KFC. Although the KFC chicken legs were a bit dry, the ladies were at least happy not to have to consume raw horse meat and snails in garlic at Newtral’s chosen eaterie.
Points: Newtral 4 Derek 3
Nightclub
Newtral chose FTV, a club populated by various UK celebrities. The jam.com ladies weren’t too impressed when Newtral introduced them to Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, mainly because they didn’t know who the hell she was. This resulted in newspaper headlines concerning racist comments because the jam.com ladies kept calling Shilpa a ‘coolie’.
However, the ladies quite liked the Studio Ones they heard at the club Derek took them to and indulged in various bouts of dutty wine sessions with legendary Rasta DJ Jah Shaka.
Points: Newtral 5 Derek 3
Back to the yard
Newtral slipped on his latest sultry Frank Sinatra CD. Derek chose King Tubby’s Drum & Bass Dub. Dub was deemed to be old a bit fashioned, but at least the ladies could understand the words.
Points: Newtral 5 Derek 3
Sausage
The jam.com ladies were not overly impressed by Newtral’s smallness, premature ejaculation and his hours of reasoning why couples don’t talk enough and that women should wear stockings and suspenders to turn on their men. Meanwhile Derek is still ‘at it’ at this point in time and promised to read up on the results by at least Friday.
Points: Newtral 1 Derek 10
RESULT
Newtral 23 Derek 24
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What we didn’t mention was the fact that 20 jam.com women were recently treated to all-expenses paid trips to meet these two cool dudes. The results may shock and surprise you and leave you wondering why any woman would dine with a man with a peanut head (© Donnika) or a man with a square head, but this THE TRUTH!!!
Appearance
Newtral turned up in well-cut Armani suits while Derek appeared in flared trousers with his underpants on his head. Although Newt looked sharp, the ladies admired Derek’s outstanding sense of humour.
Points: Newtral 4 Derek 3
Drinks venue
Newtral took the ladies to a posh wine bar in central London. Derek chose the black man’s pub in the ghetto area of Peckham. At the wine bar, the ladies felt uncomfortable being the only black person in there, but at Derek’s chosen haunt, they were pleased they could order a Red Stripe, cos badwod and feel no way.
Points: Newtral 5 Derek 3
Dinner
Newtral took the ladies to Chez Equine, a noted Michelin-star French restaurant. Derek chose KFC. Although the KFC chicken legs were a bit dry, the ladies were at least happy not to have to consume raw horse meat and snails in garlic at Newtral’s chosen eaterie.
Points: Newtral 4 Derek 3
Nightclub
Newtral chose FTV, a club populated by various UK celebrities. The jam.com ladies weren’t too impressed when Newtral introduced them to Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, mainly because they didn’t know who the hell she was. This resulted in newspaper headlines concerning racist comments because the jam.com ladies kept calling Shilpa a ‘coolie’.
However, the ladies quite liked the Studio Ones they heard at the club Derek took them to and indulged in various bouts of dutty wine sessions with legendary Rasta DJ Jah Shaka.
Points: Newtral 5 Derek 3
Back to the yard
Newtral slipped on his latest sultry Frank Sinatra CD. Derek chose King Tubby’s Drum & Bass Dub. Dub was deemed to be old a bit fashioned, but at least the ladies could understand the words.
Points: Newtral 5 Derek 3
Sausage
The jam.com ladies were not overly impressed by Newtral’s smallness, premature ejaculation and his hours of reasoning why couples don’t talk enough and that women should wear stockings and suspenders to turn on their men. Meanwhile Derek is still ‘at it’ at this point in time and promised to read up on the results by at least Friday.
Points: Newtral 1 Derek 10
RESULT
Newtral 23 Derek 24
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