Tilet Seat War

[julie*mango]

Mi neva used to have dis problem so mi nuh knwo fi is cause him deh weh from di castle fi so long but mi notice seh since him come back di tilet seat caan puddung.

Mi like to have seat and lid closed but mi will be permissive if di lid is up as long as di seat is down...but him a leff a trap fi mi fall inna di tilet especially when mi mek mi late night run dem.

Mi nuh seh nutten to him mi jus put mi thickest lid cover on and it worked fi a while cah di seat nuh stay up if smaddy nah hole it...den mi notice seh di man tek awf mi lid cover [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] and now him mussi get di messij cah him ouddung di seat but mi still prefer if him did puddung di lid to.

Oomenz...unoo have dem problems wid unoo man? Men...weh mek unoo woan stop set death trap fi wi??

[RichD]

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when mi buil mi next housemi put in his an hers bathroom

[Bandana]

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Hush Skelly [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

Nuff time I had this problem, sometimes him nah even flush the thing and leave seat up [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bexbad.gif[/img]

It was me who get trained to check, even if me was half asleep [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

[Seveen]

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i used to have this problem

i solved it by printing this on the toilet seat when it was up

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE

he and every man that used that toilet - remembered to put the seat down

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when mi buil mi next housemi put in his an hers bathroom </div></div>

Den Richie..di man nuh lay claim pan di guest bathroom and tell mi seh a fi him. Mi tell him seh a fi mi house to an mi will pee weh mi darn well please.

Renk [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

[julie*mango]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Seveen</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i used to have this problem

i solved it by printing this on the toilet seat when it was up

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE A MAN AROUND THE HOUSE

he and every man that used that toilet - remembered to put the seat down

</div></div>

Good one Sev [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

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mi use to have dis prablem, mi neva drap eeen yet, but one day mi go eeen, seet and posishan miself as if mi jrap an let out wan big helleva scream.

any day T come pan di board an read out mi secret dem a dead mi dead

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[Pepper]

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I never understood how people can sit on a toilet without looking at it first. I always look at the seat and then look in the commode. If all is clear, then I sit.

[Boopie2]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when mi buil mi next housemi put in his an hers bathroom </div></div>

It's just the two of us and we have always had more than 2 bathrooms even when we were in an apartment. since were are in the town house we have 4 bathrooms. I have the biggest one and he has the other one. It came to a point where we shared just trying to keep the main bathroom straight for guests,I was fussing all the time so we decided he would clean his own bathroom and I would clean my own bathroom. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/bannana_purple.gif[/img]

My friend is married and they only have 1 tv in their house no way could I deal with that either. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

[KgnJa69]

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Mi si wah 'male' post wah response pan di board the other day mek mi laught no rahtid. His response was, "mi di wah fi si if yu can multi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]task" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Wahalla]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: RichD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">when mi buil mi next housemi put in his an hers bathroom </div></div>

Man tilit seat stay up.... nuuting ever wi mek mi putti dung.. Fus few times shi argue wid mi mi jus sey mi naw outti dung...

[Nunya]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boopie2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My friend is married and they only have 1 tv in their house no way could I deal with that either. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img] </div></div>

Yuh kno, eva since yuh come pan de boad yuh a brag bout how much tv yuh ha an how big dem be. Mikin man... ah mean, de topic is tylit seat an somehow yuh segue to tv \0/ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/dizzy.gif[/img]

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[kingy]

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mi a prolly de only man weh put down de seat. dont like seeing it up.

[Ivory]

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Just imagining all the spray from the toilet when it is flushed and the lid is up...ugh

[kingy]

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u mean when u man pee pon de rim?