Giving out people's number

[niceniss]

So earlier tonight I got a phone call. A male friend/aquaintance(in his late thirties) was around yesterday when I was getting my hair braided by a 20 year old girl. He asked to use my computer but decided to stick around.
I had asked him to give the girl a lift home but her boyfriend called and cancelled the need.

so him call me round six-o'clock (shocker caw him stop calling so eagerly after me tell him the eleventeenth time say me not interested!) so me say "yeah what's up?"
hear him "nutten, just a call yuh"
me: "well I'm trying to decide on dinner"
him: "me jussa watch some comedy"
me: "ok..." (wha him really call 'bout?)
him: "hem--haaaw-heem"
me:"jesus christ, whey ya'a hem haw inna me aise fah?"
him :"me jussa stretch"
me: "retch??" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
him: "no stretch"
me :"ok..?" (whey this guy want doah God?)
him : pause
him: "ame... me bredrin wain want fi do him daughta dem hair so him waan di girl numba"
me: "oh! a di girl numba yuh call me fah! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] den mek yuh neva ask har yuhself?"
him: "annoh fimme"
me: "*kissteeth* please! me naw gi out di girl numba. di next time yuh see har ask har yuhself"
him :"him annoh me me want di"
me: "di last time me see yuh bredrin daughta dem, one a dem hair did braid."
him: "look how long dat!"
me: "point is, dem have smaddy fi do dem hair arredy. me naw give out ppl numba"
him :"izarite!"
me: "so now yuh know me naw gi out di girl numba yuh can gwaan back go watch yuh comedy"
him: "den me noh call fi talk to yuh?"
me:"annah hem and haaw fi so long?"
him: "den no so me normally call yuh? "
me: "my fren, yuh stop call me so often once yuh finally get di messige enoh"
him: "*kissteeth* izarite, nobadda gi me har numba"
me: ~chuckle~ "but me neva didda give yuh my fren. when yuh see har pon di road, ask har"
him:"pon which road? my fren, me noh desparate enoh!"
me:"a same so friday night man call me bout smaddy give him me numba. nutten neva bun me so yet. gwaan yah, go finish watch yuh comedy!"
him: "den me noh call fi talk to yuh?"
me:"bout what, watching comedy or stretching?" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]
him:"izarite, me gone"
me: ~chuckle~ "arite, bye"

[kia027]

Re: Giving out people's number

half a dis conversation could have been aborted if you just did tell him fi gi u im friend numba and you will pass it to the lady fi call him bout ar daughta hair [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[niceniss]

Re: Giving out people's number

if me give the girl him bredrin(a man)number and the girl realize that they had ulterior motives dat might mess up me hair braiding chances. the girl comes to my apartment and only charges $50 bucks. Yuh ever hear of a better deal? no way me aggo mek di girl feel say me a gi out har number to strange men.

das why me realize me did too trusting when me ask him fi give har a lift [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

[Suesumba]

Re: Giving out people's number

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Donnika</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> no way me aggo mek di girl feel say me a gi out har number to strange men.
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you're right. di man have two seed unda him. mek him musta up some courage and some class and talk to the young lady properly. what the hell is up with this sort of choochilated behaviour? next ting himma goh tek har a food court fi dinna pan dem first date. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]retch is right [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

[niceniss]

Re: Giving out people's number

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Donnika</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> no way me aggo mek di girl feel say me a gi out har number to strange men.
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you're right. di man have two seed unda him. mek him musta up some courage and some class and talk to the young lady properly. what the hell is up with this sort of choochilated behaviour? next ting himma goh tek har a food court fi dinna pan dem first date. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]retch is right [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img] </div></div>what yuh chattering 'bout now? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]