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My wonderful girlfriend and I decided to get married. There was only one thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore tight-up miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down whenever she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when anyone else was around.
One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen as I watched her pert buttocks ascend the stairs. I stood motionless, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened it and headed straight for my car.
Lo and behold, as I looked up, her entire family was standing outside clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep condoms in your car.
My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore tight-up miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down whenever she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when anyone else was around.
One day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen as I watched her pert buttocks ascend the stairs. I stood motionless, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened it and headed straight for my car.
Lo and behold, as I looked up, her entire family was standing outside clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep condoms in your car.
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