Worse. Date. Eva.

[CyberPhobic]

Suh mi went tuh a client meeting tuhdey and guess who mi run into inna di lobby?

Di man whofah story mi tell, ennytime smaddy hawks mi bout di worse date mi evah guh pan.

Now, dat was bout 20 years aguh, wi dated fi bout chree monts and wan hoff wi dates was di worse eva an from dat mi nuh talk tuh. Wi eventually lose contact and dass why mi naily drap dung wen him approach mi an cawl mi by mi nickname.

Mi sey, I was speechless tuh baxmimadda.

Him gimmi him business cawd an tell mi fi link him.

Please advise. Dis nuh have nutt'n fi do wid nuh gettin back wid him but mi torn on wedda mi fi cawl him.

[Emperah]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

wapm yuh cyaan sleep?

[missus_vegas]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

tell we bout the date and mi wi tell u wat fi do

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

Not widd yuh suh close. Roll ovah nuh?

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tell we bout the date and mi wi tell u wat fi do </div></div>

Cho, dat aguh tekk too lang an mi soon gaawn a mi bed. May be tomoro.

[missus_vegas]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tell we bout the date and mi wi tell u wat fi do </div></div>

Cho, dat aguh tekk too lang an mi soon gaawn a mi bed. May be tomoro. </div></div>

GDABAMJCNU

go dead a bush and mek john crow nyam yuh

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

Buhseeyah! A wha? Yuh cyaah wait or yuh naaguh dey bout tomoro?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tell we bout the date and mi wi tell u wat fi do </div></div>

Cho, dat aguh tekk too lang an mi soon gaawn a mi bed. May be tomoro. </div></div>

GDABAMJCNU

go dead a bush and mek john crow nyam yuh </div></div>

[missus_vegas]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

little bit of both.

[Emperah]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> tell we bout the date and mi wi tell u wat fi do </div></div>

Cho, dat aguh tekk too lang an mi soon gaawn a mi bed. May be tomoro. </div></div>

GDABAMJCNU

go dead a bush and mek john crow nyam yuh </div></div>

[Wahalla]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

Wow ... I thought I was ur worst date ever.. praise jesus there is someone worse than me!

[Peasie]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

Wahala yuh tink is because took her to that haggis place and proceeded to put your automatic rifle you used in the Congo fighting rebels who were bent on taking over the oilfields? That would be grounds for a bad date, I think.

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow ... I thought I was ur worst date ever.. praise jesus there is someone worse than me! </div></div>

Nooooo waaaaaay!!! Dat was di worse FORGOTTEN date. Mi will NEVA figet dat date .

[missus_vegas]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.



yuh come back again tonite

[CyberPhobic]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Vegas</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

yuh come back again tonite </div></div>

How u mean? Den nuh muss. Atta mi neva kno yuh was goin tuh be here tuhnite.

[Wahalla]

Re: Worse. Date. Eva.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wahalla</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Wow ... I thought I was ur worst date ever.. praise jesus there is someone worse than me! </div></div>

Nooooo waaaaaay!!! Dat was di worse FORGOTTEN date. Mi will NEVA figet dat date . </div></div>

Ah but forgotten!