Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

[Emperah]

mi nuh mean smaddy who jus guh a chuch an seh dem a christian, but mi mean de one dem who a de preacha dawta, son, deacon, prophet smaddy all a dem deh?

Of course mi cyan only speak as a man, but dem deh ooman deh cyan be some a de biggest freaks when dem ready, mi mean suh much dat it frighten yuh an yuh almost beg dem fi stap

I kinda doubt de christian men are like dat unless dem did live a bush all a dem life and get sheltered a way.

Arite come wid de tory dem...is why mi mind flash pan tropi ya now

[Stormmey]

Re: Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

emperah puleeeeeze u mek the baby look @ me like this literally. The big laugh that pop (more like a roar) out of my mouth.

Ehmmmmm please tell us about yours

[Tulip]

Re: Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

Oh you mean the sanctimonious, sexually repressed types? @ "...mi mean suh much dat it frighten yuh an yuh almost beg dem fi stap..." I think the male equivalent must be minute men, but the issue is just the opposite with them lol.

I have no experience in recent memory. After a certain age, inexperience is a major turn-off. You ain't fresh so please go work your psycho pious bs out on someone else.

I do have a coworker who claims to have been celibate since his divorce 5+ years ago. We are not close enough for him to have told me that lol. TMI issues aside, he's wound up so tight that I do not want to be anywhere in the vicinity when he finally gets some again.

[Emperah]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Stormmey1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">emperah puleeeeeze u mek the baby look @ me like this literally. The big laugh that pop (more like a roar) out of my mouth.

Ehmmmmm please tell us about yours </div></div>

mi soon come, mi cyaan tell de whool a de story doe, one a dem was a preacha dawta an passen did upstairs.

[DearK]

Re: Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

Spill it!!

[Stormmey]

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Yeah emperah!! spill it! Why does this song come to mind u evva get a sl--

[Emperah]

Re: Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

dwl it was de preachaz dawta an mi did a de yaad, de madda did love mi de sistaz did love mi an a jus suhit guh.

We did dungstairs inna de basement, family did upstairs, suh mi inna har inna har room an all of a sudden shi close de door
I was wearing those overalls that day an shi come tuh mi an snap snap an dem fall dung, mi reach down fi pull dem back up an shi push mi back pan de bed, shi was pan tap ami , har shut did off bress dem exposed an jus har green g-strin was on.

Mi nah lie mi was excited an frighten suh till, mi was more frighten a dat time den when 5 po-lice cyaar pull mi ova. She reach iina mi breif an mi a beg har fi stap an mi hand dem inna de air STAP STAP WAH WRANG WID YUH!!!

Shi seh dis is my room , shut up an be quiet Mi did honestly try fi get weh but it did feel so good a de same time suh in de enn mi give een.

Anyhow afta everyting done, mi she an har cuz did a lie dung pan de bed jus chillin an faddah come dung stairs an him did ha dis mad psycho look pann him face an him stawt ray ray inna de place.

Mi nuhkno wah him did a seh but all mi kno seh it was time fi leff out, suuh mi gyaddah mi tings an galang bout mi biz.

de madda an de sis dem did a tell mi nuh fi guh, but mi did kno bettah

[Stormmey]

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Sweet Jezas!! steamy and hot emperah

[Emperah]

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dere was also de deacons dawta weh frighten mi tuh

[R00TS]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJahI</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> STAP STAP WAH WRANG WID YUH!!!

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aaaah you poor thing! i sure hope you havent been scarred

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[Emperah]

Re: Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

all mi cyan seh is a good ting de fullness wasn't pawt a de plan

[R00TS]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Emperah_dahJahI</div><div class="ubbcode-body">all mi cyan seh is a good ting de fullness wasn't pawt a de plan </div></div>

ZOOOM..right over my head
translation please

[Emperah]

Re: Unno eva get a christian inna de bedroom...

intercourse, a wah duh yuh

[R00TS]

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Donkey say the world no level...aye sah

[DearK]

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Whoa family upstairs and yet she's ready to roar!! So after defiling her bed, you her and cuz just lay back like a day at the park. You are one cool cucumber, but I think u were right to leave, maybe dad had a vision

Roots I thought it was the full show too.