How U tell a man sey

[CyberPhobic]

Him really not good inna bed at tall, at tall?

<span style="font-style: italic">Inspired by Dahjah post. </span>

Okay, suh mi tell mi fren dem sey dem fi stap complain and juss mekk up dem mine fi stawt talk troot. As kawrding tuh one a dem, him juss boasty and love hawks har a foofah <span style="font-style: italic">ehh hemm</span> dis and alla dat fawt wen shi a snore inna har head sayka boredom.

Ennyway, mi feel sey too many oomenz LIE tuh dem menz and sayka dat, dere is a influx of menz whe eida jussa come hout off a divorce or dem did dey widd dem ooman fi a long time, an jussa leave dem, suh dem bruk out inna di single world extremely DELUSIONAL and boasty nuh helll, sayka how dem believe sey dem a stud.

Meantime, dem is a disgrace inna di bedroom.

Oomenz, it is fi wi fault. Unnoo muss learn fi stop tell lie.

[Skelly]

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Mi sorry but a woman who doan speak up fi herself is a woman dat rob herself...done tawk

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Skelly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Mi sorry but a woman who doan speak up fi herself is a woman dat rob herself...done tawk </div></div>

Amen!

U wood be surprise at di mount a oomenz out dey whe radda put up widdi half-dead bizniz insteada tell di man wha fi do fi improve him bedroom skillz.

One a my family memba all mekk nize an cyarry awn like sey it good and pon di side shi a gi him bun fi maintain.

Hey, a nuff oomenz a cheat pan dem man sayka how dem fraid fi talk chroot.

[Nunya]

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Yeah I was once one of those women (not the cheating part). I used to pretend like it was the greatest thing and that he was just rocking my world.

BUT.

I was pretending because I thought there was something wrong with <span style="text-decoration: underline">me</span>. I just couldn't understand why I was always so dissatisfied. Why I couldn't climax (although I learnt how to pant and moan like I was having multiples...)

I read books, I watched porn, I talked to my friends. I took all the pointers - except one, I never spoke to him.

But at the time I was young (early 20s) and relatively new to this whole sex thing. I thought my expectations had been skewered by too much harlequin

I tell ya, the first time I slept with David (and yes, I ___ him before we were married ) I just sat up in bed and watched him in awe as he slept. And then I went to the bathroom and bawled and laughed...and called my friend...

That ish was phenomenal. It was like I'd just discovered what sex really should be. I couldn't get enough. I felt like a junkie. I thought about it allllll the time...

I do recall wanting to call my ex though and finally tell him that he was rubbish in bed. But I thought it would be mean, since we were long finished... But maybe it would've been a help to the next girl???

Nah... he's got an ego the size of Australia. Prolly would've told me that I was just getting old and senile and that I'd forgotten how good he was. Actually, I'm <span style="font-style: italic">sure</span> that's what he'd say... And he'd offer to come refresh mi mind

Donkey...

[CyberPhobic]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Nunya</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yeah I was once one of those women (not the cheating part). I used to pretend like it was the greatest thing and that he was just rocking my world.

BUT.

I was pretending because I thought there was something wrong with <span style="text-decoration: underline">me</span>. I just couldn't understand why I was always so dissatisfied. Why I couldn't climax (although I learnt how to pant and moan like I was having multiples...)

I read books, I watched porn, I talked to my friends. I took all the pointers - except one, I never spoke to him.

But at the time I was young (early 20s) and relatively new to this whole sex thing. I thought my expectations had been skewered by too much harlequin

I tell ya, the first time I slept with David (and yes, I ___ him before we were married ) I just sat up in bed and watched him in awe as he slept. And then I went to the bathroom and bawled and laughed...and called my friend...

That ish was phenomenal. It was like I'd just discovered what sex really should be. I couldn't get enough. I felt like a junkie. I thought about it allllll the time...

I do recall wanting to call my ex though and finally tell him that he was rubbish in bed. But I thought it would be mean, since we were long finished... But maybe it would've been a help to the next girl???

Nah... he's got an ego the size of Australia. Prolly would've told me that I was just getting old and senile and that I'd forgotten how good he was. Actually, I'm <span style="font-style: italic">sure</span> that's what he'd say... And he'd offer to come refresh mi mind

Donkey... </div></div>

Ohhh My Gawd, yuh a kill mi een yah tinite. Waaaaahhhhhiiieeee. Whe yuh sey? Yuh laff, bawl and cawl yuh fren? *yeyewata*

Den nuh dat mi a talk bout? A dem dey who nuh have nuh skillz quick fi have di biggiss ego and ready fi tell yuh bout sey a yuh, while dem roam di planet a cause misery to unsuspecting oomenz.

Mi nuh fraid fi tell dem sey annuh suh, butta suh for mi nuh bizniz a how much experience dem waah claim, fi dem experience wid mi will be different as mi naaw stop suh til mi get something outta di dyam deal. Holla!!!

Ain't no shayme inna my game.

[CeaBee]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">while dem roam di planet a cause misery to unsuspecting oomenz. rolleyes
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[R_C]

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Well....

....it depends on wedda di woman have someting a bring to di table harself, for eff yuh deh lie dung a bed like turbid fish an expect di man fi breed (no pun intended) life into non-life, den yuh really no have nutten fi tell im.

...boredom in the bedroom is a two way street... some women feel seh from baggy drop dem work is done. Well guess wah, all a dem look di same, wi need more dan presentation.

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CyberPhobic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Ohhh My Gawd, yuh a kill mi een yah tinite. Waaaaahhhhhiiieeee. Whe yuh sey? Yuh laff, bawl and cawl yuh fren? *yeyewata*...
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Bless Nunya heart. You know she was serious as a heart attack but that was hiliarious.

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">.. some women feel seh from baggy drop dem work is done...
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Would you say this is a common misconception R_C?

[R_C]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">.. some women feel seh from baggy drop dem work is done...
</div></div>

Would you say this is a common misconception R_C? </div></div>

may be as common as the men who are fast asleep before the lady makes it out of the shower...

[Tulip]

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Cyber, I said in another thread that Tulip's Finishing School has closed its doors but I do want to commend you for the public service you're providing.

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body">.. some women feel seh from baggy drop dem work is done...
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Would you say this is a common misconception R_C? </div></div>

may be as common as the men who are fast asleep before the lady makes it out of the shower... </div></div>

I would say before she gets wet good but oh well, 6 in 1..

[RichD]

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[R_C]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...6 in 1.. </div></div>

not my thing

[Tulip]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R_C</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tulip</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...6 in 1.. </div></div>

not my thing </div></div>

Did you just make a joke?