dis a ooo a chobble mi

[Suesumba]

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man, this woman sits beside me and chatters like a flipping myna bird all day long!!! her life is one long flipping open book.
she even talk to herself [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif[/img]

i now know that she's making plans to have sex with the latest guy she's met over the internet on saturday. she just called her mother and asked her to babysit. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]

she's loud, she's annoying and she loves to hear herself talk. we've ribbed her about her loudness, nothing. we've gently explained that it's hard to talk to client when they can hear her constant shouts of "FF K!" when she's making plans for the kids to stay with the x-husband.

i know that her mother in law wouldn't let her use the washing machine. i know they lived with her husband's parents all ten years of their marriage. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] i know she takes medication for the herpes. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70390-shhh.gif[/img]

i don't want to know anymore!!! if jesus didn't die for our sins, i'd crucify the [insert your own invective here]!!

question: can i get fired if i kill her? if i pepper spray her will we have to evacuate the building?

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[gullygirl]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

well I just found out that my 24 yr old co-worker, has had sex with 30 different men so far..
she said she had a gyn check up this morning and the doctor asked her.. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]..

anyways, she said she did not want to lie. but due to the doctor's reaction she now thinks the doctor thinks she was lying and the # is actually higher..

mi ask har seh, why would di docta ask..it look beat up??
mi couldn resist...

[RichD]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

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so what she sey?

[Suesumba]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: gullygirl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well I just found out that my 24 yr old co-worker, has had sex with 30 </div></div>

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70458-applaud.gif[/img] too bad she didn't know about humming not being sex. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

di dacta prolly ask becaz he didn't need a speculum for the cervix examination. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

[gullygirl]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

shi jus a laff..a tell mi how mi hilarious..
den shi seh di dacta ask har if shi ever had an HIV test..
chat tummuch man..

[Suesumba]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: gullygirl</div><div class="ubbcode-body">den shi seh di dacta ask har if shi ever had an HIV test..
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she's young. she hasn't grown her sense of shame yet. poo ting. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

[damask]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

give her an apple with some crazy glue to bite on

[turtledude]

Re: dis a ooo a chobble mi

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John Markoff of the New York Times (via The Australian Financial Review) writes:

Maxwell Smart’s “cone of silence” is finally a reality.

Two people in an office were having a tete-a-tete, but it was impossible for a listener standing nearby to understand what they were saying. The conversation sounded like a waterfall of voices, both tantalisingly familiar yet incomprehensible.

The cone of silence, called Babble, is actually a device composed of a sound processor and several speakers which multiply and scramble voices that come within its range. About the size of a clock radio, the first model is designed for a person using a phone, but other models will work in open office space.

The voice-scrambling technology used in Babble was developed by Applied Minds, a research and consulting firm founded by computer architect Danny Hillis and Hollywood special effects wizard Bran Ferren.

<span style="color: #3366FF">there you go! science! </span> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]