So on the cougar tip...

[Tulip]

How in the world do you do it?

I have always liked older men. That's just my way, but lately younger men have been hounding me. It's flattering but just not really something I'd normally go for. However, in the spirit of trying something new, I decided to dabble with someone younger A lot younger. Legal? Yes Stamina? Forgot it could be that good. Feeling icky about it? Yup! Stopping? Probably not.

Poor judgment aside, I'm thinking when he asked me my favorite color that my first "Houston, we have a problem" moment fired off. Uh oh! I don't think I'm cut out for this.

[Peasie]

What happened? You told him your favorite color was 'harvest gold' and he replied, "Cool. That's the color of my grandmother's kitchen appliances" ?

[Nunya]

[Gen]

nuh-ah

she said harvest gold and
he said "what the hale kinda colour is that" ?


after he asked me my fave colour, that would be my cue to exit..girlll I am way too old to deal with all a dat, rather go to istanbul guh visit the spice markets

What happened? You told him your favorite color was 'harvest gold' and he replied, "Cool. That's the color of my grandmother's kitchen appliances" ?

[diabolical_Tanya]

Okay I am confused....what is the deal with asking fav colour ting?

[Tropicana]

Okay I am confused....what is the deal with asking fav colour ting?

It's dating 101...strictly for amateur hour. Means he hasn't got a clue how to start a real conversation.

[Tulip]

What happened? You told him your favorite color was 'harvest gold' and he replied, "Cool. That's the color of my grandmother's kitchen appliances" ?

LOL! I was 2 secs from saying avocado green and that was the color of my granny's fridge and stove. Harvest gold was the color of my parent's appliances before they switched to black. (You have no idea how I'm deadin over here at your comment. Absolutely too funny!)

[Tulip]

[Tulip]

nuh-ah

she said harvest gold and
he said "what the hale kinda colour is that" ?


after he asked me my fave colour, that would be my cue to exit..girlll I am way too old to deal with all a dat, rather go to istanbul guh visit the spice markets

You feel me? This a bit worse than I was expecting. I done fell down the damn rabbit hole or something.

[Tulip]

It's dating 101...strictly for amateur hour. Means he hasn't got a clue how to start a real conversation.

What an amazingly lucid statement. What she said Tanya.

[Nunya]

Yuh si how yuh quick fi bax mi dung, but yuh nayin tink fi bax dung young'un???

[Tulip]

Yuh si how yuh quick fi bax mi dung, but yuh nayin tink fi bax dung young'un???

OH LORD SEND HELP!

When the coroner arrives, you can tell him I died of embarrassment.

[RichD]

what kind of age difference you talking?

[Peasie]

what kind of age difference you talking?

And how is the sex?

[Tulip]

what kind of age difference you talking?

I'm gonna regret not thinking this through before responding but I technically could have had him. I got my period at 12. I was physically able to have had him.