Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

[diabolical_Tanya]

Is it normal practice to book a booty call two days in advance? I thought it was a spur of the moment late night thing? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

"mi fren" get a booty call today fi tomorrow night? ANyting can go soh? an him (di bredda dat call mi fren) seh him want fi tek har out fi drinks before di booty call...or is that on the booty call? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] mi noh sure

Who can enlighten mi? unno muss have "fren" dat get booty callz...

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_TanJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is it normal practice to book a booty call two days in advance? I thought it was a spur of the moment late night thing? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

"mi fren" get a booty call today fi tomorrow night? ANyting can go soh? an him (di bredda dat call mi fren) seh him want fi tek har out fi drinks before di booty call...or is that on the booty call? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] mi noh sure

Who can enlighten mi? unno muss have "fren" dat get booty callz... </div></div>

It can go both ways....spur of the moment or an appointment.

I prefer the appointment...... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/yahoo.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

Well by appointment seems like the better way, but I have never experienced that yet...A mean mi fren has never experienced that yet [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

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Suh yu seh......

[Tropicana]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Who can enlighten mi? unno muss have "fren" dat get booty callz... </div></div>

No sorry I can't help you based on experience as:

1. I don't accept booty calls AND NEVER HAVE [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img]

2. I don't keep company with people who are in the booty call business....my friends agonize over things like whether or not to let a man kiss them gently on the lips on a second date. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/agood.gif[/img]

This may be of help:


<span style='font-size: 20pt'> How the Other Half Lives</span>


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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> The Booty Call
by Pimpologist

http://www.sosuave.com/halloffame/hall226.htm

The booty call should be made on the same day you plan on getting with her. The first option is to call right before you want to meet her. The second option is to call ahead of time to schedule the meeting for a later time.

To use the second option you need to have a good idea of what her usual schedule is like and the best time and way of reaching her, whether through cell or home line, so you don't get the answer machine. However, it's always best to use the first option, calling right before meeting.

Most of the calls should be at night, but if you're calling her for the first time, the call should definitely be at night.

The majority of the booty calls need to be at her place. A good rule of thumb is 3 to 1, average three meetings at her place for every one meeting at your place. One reason for having them mainly at her place is to make it the customary location.

Make sure you sleep over the first time you two have sex, whether it was a booty call or not, and then apply the 2 to 1 sleepover rule when developing a booty call relationship. You should average one sleepover for every two times you don't sleepover.

Since emotional bonds are strengthened faster than they are weakened, the 2 to 1 rule acts as the emotional bond stabilizer for the both of you. If the bond gets too strong or too weak, it will jeopardize the booty call relationship and it may be too late to remedy the situation.

When you call, depending on when you call and when you want to meet her, ask if she is doing anything right now, tonight, or later on. If it's the first call, talk for about 5 minutes before asking. If it's not the first call, keep the talk under 3 minutes.

It doesn't matter whether she says yes, no, or anything else, the purpose of the question is to prime her for the next question.

The next thing you should ask her is if you can come over to her place. For example, "Let me come over &lt;right now/tonight/later on&gt;"
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<span style='font-size: 11pt'>UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! </span>

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Keep in mind that some women are reluctant to saying yes right away, especially if it's the first booty call, but if you work for it just a little, they usually cave in to their desires.

Once a woman has experienced the relaxation that comes from no strings attached sex after building up the tension throughout the day, she'll be constantly craving sex without emotional baggage or pre-sex courting and her booty will definitely be giving you calls when it's 'in need'.

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<span style='font-size: 20pt'> YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!</span>

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[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

When did you give up booty calls?

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[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TLC_28</div><div class="ubbcode-body">When did you give up booty calls?

[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>too long ago [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Actually Tropicana thanks for the article....the arthurs veiws and mine seem to be very much in sync...except I prefer he not sleep over the first time..[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] a mean mi fren prefers blah blah blah [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[Bandana]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Empress_TanJah</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is it normal practice to book a booty call two days in advance? I thought it was a spur of the moment late night thing? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]

"mi fren" get a booty call today fi tomorrow night? ANyting can go soh? an him (di bredda dat call mi fren) seh him want fi tek har out fi drinks before di booty call...or is that on the booty call? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] mi noh sure

Who can enlighten mi? unno muss have "fren" dat get booty callz... </div></div>


That sound like the man try to move from booty call to friends with benifits Empress...

Mi just look up the BootyCall Commandments

Disclaimer: I did not come up with the name so spare me the wrath [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70384-praying.gif[/img]


BootyCall Commandments

I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

VI. Thou shalt scream my name often

II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.

III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."

VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans.

IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Source


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so did your "friend" accept?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70365-flirt.gif[/img]

[Tropicana]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

You prefer he not sleep over the first time [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] Oops if I had known you were chatting about yoruself I would have been a bit more tactful. Sorry. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Tropicana]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
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Then what's the point. Sorry I just don't get it.

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

Bandana...mi fren said to the booty caller that A) it is too soon to know if she will be available tomorrow night.
and b)Booty call does not involve going out for beer after her hair appointment [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

Tropi..it's all in fun, no tact needed [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[diabolical_Tanya]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Tropicana</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. IX. There shall be no "pillow talk."

V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!
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Then what's the point. Sorry I just don't get it. </div></div>The point is you have a totally physical encounter with no emotions or expectations except the ones down below.

[Tropicana]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

Okay as long as I haven't offended you.

Well I could not handle a no strings relationship. I would be a basket case.

[Bandana]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

You don't have to worry about the heartache that comes after love, or the loneliness that comes with no one to touch...

well, thats what my friend told me anyway [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/whistle.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Booty Callz question....fi mi fren nat me

The Booty Call Bill of Rights is not for everyone.