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Getting a Raise!!!!
I, the Teely, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths in a damp environment in high
temperatures.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Thank you .
Dear Teely,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have
raised, we reject your request for the following reasons:
You cannot work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
You have to be pressured and stimulated in order to begin your
task.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
you are not always as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work
before you have completed
the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
REQUEST DENIED!
Signed, The Management
I, the Teely, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths in a damp environment in high
temperatures.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Thank you .
Dear Teely,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have
raised, we reject your request for the following reasons:
You cannot work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
visiting other locations.
You have to be pressured and stimulated in order to begin your
task.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
you are not always as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work
before you have completed
the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
REQUEST DENIED!
Signed, The Management
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