Confession Time

[MrsBlue]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">unu should be ashamed [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

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<span style="color: #3333FF">You started it! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </span>

[Bandana]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BoundBrook</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LadyZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">LOL Boundy. Gi wi a taste of yuh best dirty talk [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] </div></div>

I have been so explicit before that Red has actually blushed among other things. Imagine that Red blushing.

He thinks I should stop writing short stories and start writing education material on how to dirty talk. </div></div>

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I never know what to say [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70374-lipsrsealed.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img]

[Shine_Eye_Girl]

Re: Confession Time

well mi cyan pick up di (censored) wid mi (censored) and wen mi gi im (censored) im luv fi watch mi (censored) an dem ting deh........ [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

Re: Confession Time

When it come to di dirty talking thing yuh cyaan seh nuh choopidniss like Oh yah , yeah, ooohhhh, uh yah, like dem eediat gyal pon Playboy (dats why mi nuh watch dem for mi nah watch smaddy who nuh know wha dem a duh an half a dem nuh know)

yuh need fi juss relax and be comfortable, but most important if yuh want a marathan yuh haffi stawt di talkking fram before yuh dweet, preferrably when him still a sleep an yuh a leff fi guh wuk, juss ben ova an whispa tings like "eh yuh si when mi come home layta, mek sure yuh deh yah caw mi wan fi show yuh ________, mi gwine _________ and yuh si when yuh seh no baby mi cyaan tek ei eno more, a dat deh time deh wi a guh _______"

den when yuh guh home an tings stawt galang bad yuh stawt axe qwestion................ wait deh missa marie juss call id awfice

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ennyhow, wah yuh duh is when tings stawt get hat and unu stawt galang bad inna di room juss stawt chat, nuh axe him nuh qwestian him many nuh feel comfortable wid outanordaniss a come outa him mouth suh yuh mek yuh comment but nuh seh nutt'n like "oh lawd yu thing feel good" no dat nuh mek no sense

[Bandana]

Re: Confession Time

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So im call already, how long ago you left him inna bed just so?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]



Sit dung wait for more instructions...

Mi might can use this today [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif[/img]

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[MarieK]

Re: Confession Time

lol no man, him guh wuk, but him mek di mistake a call when mi a type di post an mi juss fling awn wan sentence an him seh "cho marie, how mi fi come outa di cyar now fi guh meet wid di customer eeehhh. Rahtid man"

Den hear him nuh "suh wah time yuh a reach home, yuh tink yuh a guh buck up inna traffic. woieeeeeee

Mi need fi tap.

[Bandana]

Re: Confession Time

Nah stop now woman, mi just start fi learn [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70456-eyebrows.gif[/img]

So what kind of comment if nah bout how good it feel??

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-idea.gif[/img] bout how it hurt [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

[MarieK]

Re: Confession Time

BOAL no sah if him a hurt yuh sinting wrong.

Nuh axe who fah it is instead [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] put awn dah face deh an seh "a fi yuh disya enuh"

yuh may haffi include jeezas fawda mary an joseph inna yuh lingo

Boundie come deal wid bandanna for she a guh mek dem ban mi an fiy ami pon di sam eday

yuh si once yuh get him comfortable wid di talking ting, sometime him nuh haffi duh nutt'n juss seh something an yuh may haffi smoke a cigarette.

The words Good God Almighty have diffrant effects now yuh nuh. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

[Bandana]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Boundie come deal wid bandanna for she a guh mek dem ban mi an fiy ami pon di sam eday
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Boundie whe you at ooman [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[BoundBrook]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bandanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Boundie come deal wid bandanna for she a guh mek dem ban mi an fiy ami pon di sam eday
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Boundie whe you at ooman [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Whaa yuh waan fi know?

[QK13]

Re: Confession Time

BB, You make me prouder every day!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70459-hugs.gif[/img]

I can dirty talk with the best of them, but my special talent is sexual innuendo. I believe it was Mutty who gave me the title of "Queen of Innuendo" [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70388-shameonyou.gif[/img]

I wear it with pride. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

[sistagirl]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
yuh may haffi include jeezas fawda mary an joseph inna yuh lingo

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BOAL!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

kikiki

[Compry]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> "eh yuh si when mi come home layta, mek sure yuh deh yah caw mi wan fi show yuh ________, mi gwine _________ and yuh si when yuh seh no baby mi cyaan tek ei eno more, a dat deh time deh wi a guh _______"

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Secretly taking notes.

But wait deh Mrs. MarieK....what if him nuh speak or understand patwa?

[MarieK]

Re: Confession Time

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Compry</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> "eh yuh si when mi come home layta, mek sure yuh deh yah caw mi wan fi show yuh ________, mi gwine _________ and yuh si when yuh seh no baby mi cyaan tek ei eno more, a dat deh time deh wi a guh _______"

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Secretly taking notes.

But wait deh Mrs. MarieK....what if him nuh speak or understand patwa? </div></div>

chat ie ennyway. Dem nuh know wah yuh a seh but it will sound exotic an him will like ie.

More time mi bruk out inna some spanish [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[MrsBlue]

Re: Confession Time

<span style="color: #3333FF">I almost choked on my soda, MMK. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </span>