yard men

[annshan2]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Blueness</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Blueness</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <span style="color: #3333FF">Nah man, I've seen other men do that. I've seen ones blow it onto their hand and shake it off. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img] </span> </div></div> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img] there went lunch </div></div> <span style="color: #3333FF">You should know by now better than to eat lunch while reading this board. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </span> </div></div>
yu know mi see one man do dat areddi [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/vomit.gif[/img] dats just nasty

[KgnJa69]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Bandanna</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Do you have any insight as to why the yard men are this way??
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it's all in the breeding you might say. just like some dukes and earls are bred to display certain manners, so is *that* particular type of yawd man. dem is very confident and just assume dat every ooman in the land would be only too glad fi bask in dem manliness. wedda dem have 3 toe, half a yeye and two fence poas teet inna dem mout dem is the epitome of manliness and desire for any ooman pan di planet. very confident guys.

you know, i've met some really poor, ueducated guys, unsophisticated guys from other islands and mi can't seh mi evva hear dem gwan soh. even di ol heediat one weh carry di goat head come present to mi. him always call mi "miss". any amount a weed mi want him fi weed mi garden him always come and him and di moass him wih du is seh "miss Sue, i LIKE yu you know". but den agen him a hole heediat.

edited to add: i don't date yawd man anymore. anybody but! i've probably been living here too long. i just can't relate to them. and they generally expect subservient women who aggoh wash dem cloze and dem ting deh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] mi like a man who is very comfortable washing mi drawzz juss as much as mi comfatible washing his own [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70377-loveeyes.gif[/img]

it's just two hard and time consuming to weed through a certain type. i know that there are wonderful, educated yawd men, but in my experience mi find seh dem is not too loyal to the black woman, if yu ketch my drift. so, it's a very small wading pool of that type and a vast ocean of the other [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad2.gif[/img]

also, the well spoken, well mannered are such good catches they're usually taken!!! what's a ol gyal like mi fi du? i ain't no chicken [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/blush.gif[/img] </div></div>
A wonder if it OK fi call all Jamaican oooman b.tches since I have ran across sooooo many [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img]
But then again, my sisters, mother and daughter are all angels [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img]
You selection criteria need a likkle tweeking Sue

[Suesumba]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Scarface</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
You selection criteria need a likkle tweeking Sue </div></div>

i'm not selecting them. they're up in your face usually. did you read teh entire post or just skim for the negative things?

[KgnJa69]

Re: yard men

I missed the "positive"! Run that by me again!

[Suesumba]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Scarface</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I missed the "positive"! Run that by me again! </div></div>

there's really no point. if you saw "all" then that's what you saw. kindest regards [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

[ILP]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i forgot. all yawd men are dj's, singers or record producers [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] </div></div>

i dead [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[swedishrasta]

Re: yard men

(((Sue))))
Thanks for THE BEST BELLY LAUGH I have had all week. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/iluvu.gif[/img]

[ILP]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have any insight as to why the yard men are this way?? </div></div>

channeling blugiant

izz causee yawdd oomen pakticularrllyy blakkk ommen noh trane de boy dem rite. if dem did trane de blakk bwoy dem rite dem nevva ooda grow upp soo.. is always de blakk ooman fault. </div></div>

fadda gawd help mi.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[MsExced]

Re: yard men

Sue mi rate yu, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] you had me laughing off my tiredness...too funny [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Kurlie]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: anna d</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what is wrong with yard men they are really different and difficult to understand </div></div>

yep. 100% true. they also stare at your crotch and make crude comments. yesterday i went for my run. naturally i'm wearing my running shorts. this jamaican heediat stare at my crotch and made some comment about "poom poom and print out". i told him to "frock off" and he called me an "ignant b.itch". go figure. i wish all jamaican men would hold hands and jump into the sea.

jamaican men are also the only men with specialized walks. sorta lika limp thing going. they roll their butts to the side and kick their toes out at a 90 degree angle. quite comical.

they also like to hold their crotches like they have jumping fleas in their pants when they're talking to you.

the natural habitat of the jamaican man is standing in front of a barbershop or pattyshop making lewd comments to passing children and old women, well basically anyone who looks female, even unassuming crossdressers.

a lot of jamaican men are gay and they'll steal your panties. when you confront them they'll deny it using that horrible pidkin english of theirs.

the only time a jamaican man will exhibit any brain activity is when you bash his head in with a brick.

they like to eat and have sex. that's about the only thing they can do. they suck at sex because their oral skills are sadly lacking. they chew on your tender vittles like they're prying the meat off of monkey fingers. jamaican men like to eat monkies. the only jamaicans that are good at oral are the cross-eyed ones. trust me. i know this.


mi soon come back. haffi goh study dem some more [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] </div></div>

Sue what is the matta wit you? you mek me spit out me wata all over the place

[applepie]

Re: yard men

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[dr. bones]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: iluvportland</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kia</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Do you have any insight as to why the yard men are this way?? </div></div>

channeling blugiant

izz causee yawdd oomen pakticularrllyy blakkk ommen noh trane de boy dem rite. if dem did trane de blakk bwoy dem rite dem nevva ooda grow upp soo.. is always de blakk ooman fault. </div></div>

fadda gawd help mi.... [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

But wait Kia. If you are channeling blu, you forgot an important part. Should start w/ "dis make me laff", izz causee...

[dr. bones]

Re: yard men

didn't spell it quite right. Should read

"diss mekk meeee laff"

[Hush Darlin]

Re: yard men

so wey Anna-d dey wid de story
cho

[ReggaeGirl2000]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: anna d</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what is wrong with yard men they are really different and difficult to understand </div></div>

yep. 100% true. they also stare at your crotch and make crude comments. yesterday i went for my run. naturally i'm wearing my running shorts. this jamaican heediat stare at my crotch and made some comment about "poom poom and print out". i told him to "frock off" and he called me an "ignant b.itch". go figure. i wish all jamaican men would hold hands and jump into the sea.

jamaican men are also the only men with specialized walks. sorta lika limp thing going. they roll their butts to the side and kick their toes out at a 90 degree angle. quite comical.

they also like to hold their crotches like they have jumping fleas in their pants when they're talking to you.

the natural habitat of the jamaican man is standing in front of a barbershop or pattyshop making lewd comments to passing children and old women, well basically anyone who looks female, even unassuming crossdressers.

a lot of jamaican men are gay and they'll steal your panties. when you confront them they'll deny it using that horrible pidkin english of theirs.

the only time a jamaican man will exhibit any brain activity is when you bash his head in with a brick.

they like to eat and have sex. that's about the only thing they can do. they suck at sex because their oral skills are sadly lacking. they chew on your tender vittles like they're prying the meat off of monkey fingers. jamaican men like to eat monkies. the only jamaicans that are good at oral are the cross-eyed ones. trust me. i know this.


mi soon come back. haffi goh study dem some more [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] </div></div>

Lots of "food for thought" inna dis post SueSumba... most of it mi agree [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70409-waytogo.gif[/img] Poor you though, can't even go for a run without being harrassed!!! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]