yard men

[Suesumba]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ReggaeGirl2000</div><div class="ubbcode-body">most of it mi agree </div></div>

what parts do you agree with Reggaegirl###? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img]

[ReggaeGirl2000]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ReggaeGirl2000</div><div class="ubbcode-body">most of it mi agree </div></div>

what parts do you agree with Reggaegirl###? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek2.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/popcorn.gif[/img] </div></div>

they also stare at your crotch and make crude comments agree

i wish all jamaican men would hold hands and jump into the sea partially agree, these type of men u talk about, yes... others mi know and love, no

jamaican men are also the only men with specialized walks. sorta lika limp thing going. they roll their butts to the side and kick their toes out at a 90 degree angle. quite comical. completely agree

they also like to hold their crotches like they have jumping fleas in their pants when they're talking to you. agree, even dem younger ones do this [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

the natural habitat of the jamaican man is standing in front of a barbershop or pattyshop making lewd comments to passing children and old women, well basically anyone who looks female, even unassuming crossdressers. agree, yet again

a lot of jamaican men are gay and they'll steal your panties. when you confront them they'll deny it using that horrible pidkin english of theirs. don't think this is true, mi nah even know one gay Jamaican man

the only time a jamaican man will exhibit any brain activity is when you bash his head in with a brick. a little too harsh for mi.. but mi agree a likkle LOL!

they like to eat and have sex. that's about the only thing they can do. they suck at sex because their oral skills are sadly lacking. they chew on your tender vittles like they're prying the meat off of monkey fingers. jamaican men like to eat monkies. the only jamaicans that are good at oral are the cross-eyed ones. trust me. i know this. agree in part, have had some of these "lovers".. but also had some of the best sex ever wit a Jamaican man

[jagypsy]

Re: yard men

Sue Samba...thanks for one of the best laughs I've had from a message board in a long time. Good wit you have!

[jah_yout]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: iluvportland</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i forgot. all yawd men are dj's, singers or record producers [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/notworthy.gif[/img] </div></div>

i dead [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70394-bawlout.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] </div></div>

yawd man bashin' seh dis a yawd man bashin', weh yu call dat
yawd man bashin yes dis is yawd man bashin', yeas
yawd man bashin yes dis is yawd man bashin', dingdingding

mi come a dot com a wan serious ting
x amount a woman a dis dem yawd man king
to how it comeen, seem like sue a di queen
nuh stop chrow word if unnu know wah mi mean
so mi haffi, fling counteraction when mi come pon di scene
nose nawt inna mi hand a stare pon how har (eh-hem) print een

haul it up my selektah!
riddim!

[Serenity82]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: anna d</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what is wrong with yard men they are really different and difficult to understand </div></div>

Even with all their shortcomings I love them! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/inlove1.gif[/img] [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/proud_jamaica.gif[/img]. Who else can say such sweet come-ons like Jamaican men I love when my male friends call and call me 'sweets' and are very caring.

Now would I date one? that's a whole different question. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif[/img]

[Susanna]

Re: yard men

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SueSumba</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: anna d</div><div class="ubbcode-body">what is wrong with yard men they are really different and difficult to understand </div></div>

yep. 100% true. they also stare at your crotch and make crude comments. yesterday i went for my run. naturally i'm wearing my running shorts. this jamaican heediat stare at my crotch and made some comment about "poom poom and print out". i told him to "frock off" and he called me an "ignant b.itch". go figure. i wish all jamaican men would hold hands and jump into the sea.

jamaican men are also the only men with specialized walks. sorta lika limp thing going. they roll their butts to the side and kick their toes out at a 90 degree angle. quite comical.

they also like to hold their crotches like they have jumping fleas in their pants when they're talking to you.

the natural habitat of the jamaican man is standing in front of a barbershop or pattyshop making lewd comments to passing children and old women, well basically anyone who looks female, even unassuming crossdressers.

a lot of jamaican men are gay and they'll steal your panties. when you confront them they'll deny it using that horrible pidkin english of theirs.

the only time a jamaican man will exhibit any brain activity is when you bash his head in with a brick.

they like to eat and have sex. that's about the only thing they can do. they suck at sex because their oral skills are sadly lacking. they chew on your tender vittles like they're prying the meat off of monkey fingers. jamaican men like to eat monkies. the only jamaicans that are good at oral are the cross-eyed ones. trust me. i know this.

mi soon come back. haffi goh study dem some more [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] </div></div>

<span style="color: #000099">Sue, long time since I read you, and i nearly pissup miself with this one. Yu mad!</span> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]

[JM1]

Re: yard men

Sue, where was she from ?