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a soh it goh..
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pretend seh me know what she a chat boutComment
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let's see where do i stawt.
1. Last night on mi way home from wukkin late mi run wan red light
2. When mi guh home mi was suh bex cause mi bredda know mi ongle nyam fish head an dowe him nuh live deh him come fi him dinna pan a regila an nyam di head an leff di tail. Mi nuh nyam fish tail
3. Mi a realise seh wi need fi enact a ban on choopid peeple
4. MI realise seh an opinion is very dangerous and people should be tested and licensed before dem can carry one
5. Mi baws gi mi wan helleva dakiment fi fix an mi a igle wid unu pon yah
6. MI madda call seh she tek a beauty day, mi axe her wat is it, apparently while mi deh a wuk she feel it necessary fi call an seh she nah guh teach new yawk city bad breed pickney dem instead she a guh duh hair an nails
7. Mi juss realise seh mi leff mi blaser on di top a Mr. Marie cyar weh mi put ie dung fi free up one hand fi opin di cyar door.
8. Di shoes wah mi have awn nuh guh wid di outfit
u need mi fi seh moreComment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">let's see where do i stawt.
1. Last night on mi way home from wukkin late mi run wan red light - <span style="color: #FF0000">a fi u fault dat</span>
2. When mi guh home mi was suh bex cause mi bredda know mi ongle nyam fish head an dowe him nuh live deh him come fi him dinna pan a regila an nyam di head an leff di tail. Mi nuh nyam fish tail - <span style="color: #CC0000">hush, a so ie go sometimes</span>
3. Mi a realise seh wi need fi enact a ban on choopid peeple - <span style="color: #CC0000">yu caan do dat to me</span>
4. MI realise seh an opinion is very dangerous and people should be tested and licensed before dem can carry one- <span style="color: #CC0000">i agree</span>
5. Mi baws gi mi wan helleva dakiment fi fix an mi a igle wid unu pon yah - <span style="color: #CC0000">a no u one</span>
6. MI madda call seh she tek a beauty day, mi axe her wat is it, apparently while mi deh a wuk she feel it necessary fi call an seh she nah guh teach new yawk city bad breed pickney dem instead she a guh duh hair an nails - <span style="color: #CC0000">good fi she</span>
7. Mi juss realise seh mi leff mi blaser on di top a Mr. Marie cyar weh mi put ie dung fi free up one hand fi opin di cyar door. - <span style="color: #CC0000">go back to you numba 3</span>
8. Di shoes wah mi have awn nuh guh wid di outfit - <span style="color: #CC0000">a your choice</span>
u need mi fi seh more - <span style="color: #CC0000">no </span></div></div>Comment
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Mi seh mi know a fi mi fault bout di light because di big big ol "ENFORCED BY RADAR" sign deh deh but mi was topping 80 and could not stop [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] all mi si camera a flash backa mi when mi wuz speeding away.
a mi fawda fault, wan day him guh show mi seh di cyar can get a likkle "kick" if mi press a button an all now mi cyaan tap.
Re di blazer, I doan know how ie happen, mi wake up late dis mawnin coutna missa marie day off is tudeh suh mi mek beleive seh mi was off tuh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] a fi him fault
Re mi shoes - it looked good when I created the outfit mentally before I went to sleep last night as I do every night but when mi reach yah an put awn di shoes it nuh look right suh now mi a look fi wan shoes store inna atl city an cyaan fine none. Ok so that's the only thing I miss aboutManhattan. SHOES.
now awn tuh furda di lisss.
Nephew dem sign mi up fi chaperone nature trail trip an now mi haffi tek a day off fi spen time wid dem. I hate being the cool aunt, no wait I am the ONLY aunt and dem nuh have no uncle [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]Comment
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oh dear it's getting worse. more documents, more phone calls an mi nuh have no shoes inna mi cyar. sasmercypanmitudehComment
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<span style="color: #3333FF"> [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] @ Kurlie
MMK, what button is that, please tell? </span>Comment
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yu mek mi puppa laff afta mi, he said "tell yuh intanet fren dem seh is ovadrive, yuh hear ova drive, humuch hunjred time mi fi tellyuh seh is ova drive an yuh is nat fi use it pan a regila"
mi shame. Come een like Mr. Marie di odda day mi guh home an see wan heap a pawts a mi cyar puddung inna di driveway, mi stawt bawl an seh Mr. Marie, wahmek yuh mash up mi cyar suh, di man look pan mi an seh "den tellmi sinting, yuh neva si di brake fluid light come awn an di check engine light, mi seh yeah mi si dem but mi nuh knwo wah ie mean, him look pan mi an seh "IE MEAN SEH DI BRAKE FLUID LOW AN DI ENGINE NEED FI CHECK" mi get bex and seh suh how mi fi know dat [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]Comment
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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]
<span style="color: #3333FF">And tell your father thank you very kindly.
[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/70402-thinking.gif[/img] How often is regular? </span>Comment
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well mi dweet 6 or suh time a day if mi feel like mi need fi deh furda dan weh mi deh pon di road, apparently dat is nat wah ie mek fah. dyam choopid cyar peeple demComment
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Re: Aye sah
MarieK jus so u kno u mek a big big mistake by giving Blueness that piece of information
an ie wuss if Compry see it too
nuff saidComment
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BOAL
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mrs. MarieK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Come een like Mr. Marie di odda day mi guh home an see wan heap a pawts a mi cyar puddung inna di driveway, mi stawt bawl an seh Mr. Marie, wahmek yuh mash up mi cyar suh, di man look pan mi an seh "den tellmi sinting, yuh neva si di brake fluid light come awn an di check engine light, mi seh yeah mi si dem but mi nuh knwo wah ie mean, him look pan mi an seh "IE MEAN SEH DI BRAKE FLUID LOW AN DI ENGINE NEED FI CHECK" mi get bex and seh suh how mi fi know dat [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img]
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[img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img] Den Mrs. K, yuh nuh tek di car in fi di regular oil changes? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/704555_dwl.gif[/img]Comment
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SweetSsop</div><div class="ubbcode-body">MarieK jus so u kno u mek a big big mistake by giving Blueness that piece of information
an ie wuss if Compry see it too
nuff said </div></div>
LOL..a nuh farrin car mi drive mi dear, it nat dat sofisticated.Comment
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Re: Aye sah
Dem neva tellmi dat when mi wenna buy ie, suh how mi fi know.Comment
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